Talk:Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

Clean Up

To be honest, I think the article looks like a mess, which is a shame because it's so funny. Anyways, a featured article really should look a bit better. I guess the problem of the Table of Contents can't be fixed, unless we can shorten the name of a certain section somehow. I dunno what else we could do, I just thought that clean up should be mentioned. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Aye, she be a fine pile o' dog's droppings. Any suggestions, anybody? --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 18:56, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Everybody Speaks French Except You Alternate Universe

I corrected the French sentence. Shall I change it in order to put a joke for french people ? (something like "Imaginez un Univers parallèle où il existe des gens qui ne parlent pas français, ça serait terrifiant non ?" "imagine a parrallel universe where people don't speak French. It would be terirfying isn't it ?") (sorry this is my first edit on uncyclopeida, i don't know what i can do)

That would be great! --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 14:12, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Text Adventure Universe

Like my addition to the Text Adventure Universe? Or does it make it too long? I added everything after the inventory list.--Vercalos 04:24, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pop Rocks and Coke

The hell?--Vercalos 03:57, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

There was an urban legend that some kid (some versions say it was Mikey of Life cereal fame) ate six bags of Pop Rocks, drank a pack of Coke, and died from his stomach exploding. And I like the Text Adventure universe. --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 14:18, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

clean up operation the first

Being a respectble person I have deleted all the rude words that I found in this page.

Oh no, rude words on Uncyclopedia! Go to Hell. Mack-the-Random 20:21, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Nintendo Parallel Universe

Think we could add something about Nintendo dominating the console wars? I can't edit it myself cuz it seems the article is locked....

Just a thought

Had an interesting sentence to add to the random universe "Take your kids and get in this orange i'll go build a lamp post out of cinnamon buns to buy us some time" but as it's locked I can't. If an admin or whoever wants to put it in I give my permission.

So, like...

Why is the article locked? I mean, it'd be great if it were unlocked so people could edit it and add there own universes.

And it also says "This article doesn't actually exist. The author may be traveling faster than the speed of light. You can make it exist by disuncreating it." at the top of it, even though it's locked... That doesn't make sense... 99.229.114.195 22:35, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I figured out why people can't edit it: You have to be regsitered. I can't edit when I'm not logged in. --Ghostplayer 19:48, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

The hentai universe.

• Shudders*