UnTunes:Rio
This is Duran Duran's favorite song to sing on karaoke night at Dave Chappelle's house.
Lyrics
Watching a cartoon now, babe, you're a man with purple hair
But you're not gay, cool, I'm not sure why I would care
When I went to the toy store, there up on the shelf
You know he kind of looks like Ken
I put back my GI Joe and I bought him there and then
His name is Rio, he's a sexy plastic doll
There's no more waiting for my stupid boyfriend's call
He's made in Thailand, or maybe it's Japan
Oh Rio Pacheco, from Jem and the Holograms
I popped in a VHS with my new toy by my side
Six hours watching Jem reruns, he is my fantasy
All he really needs is a new hairstyle
That Glitter 'n Gold tuxedo always makes me smile
His name is Rio and he just broke up with Jem
Forget about Jerrica in her leopard sweater-vest
Who needs them anyways, they're really the same girl
Oh Rio, Rio, hottest guy in the whole world
Hey now, wooh, season three, he just saved that girl that almost drowned
At the end of the show, you already know
I'm going to be at home, with him, in bed
Me and my hand, 'cause Rio's better than dating on Tinder
He looks like his picture
And either way I gotta buy my own dinner
His name is Rio, there's no need to wonder why
I like to play with him and dream he's a real guy
But if he was I prob'ly wouldn't be his type
Oh Rio, Rio, my dad thinks that I'm a dyke
His name is Rio, he's way sexier than you
You need to work out more and dye your hair blue
Oh Rio, Rio, he is awesome in the sack
He sure makes up for all the things that real men lack