Retarded animal (Disambigation)

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This page lists Generation Alpha’s favourite animals

• Unicorn (shits rainbows)
• Shark (kills people)
• Llama (Spits acid)
• Alpaca (also spits acid)
• Lion (Egotistical cat)
• Unicorn Llama/Alpaca (shits acid)
• Sloth (constantly covered in its own shit)
• Dinosaur (big like ur mum)
• Fox (Gay wolf)
• Charizard (shits fire)
• Pikachu (shits pellets like a fucking rat)
• Minion (Cannot speak coherently)

I love dimosau mummy!