Qlu Qlux Qlan

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“No nation I know of uses its privileges to exploit the weak as well as Guitar, we have much in common. Inshallah. ”

~ Nathan Bedford Forrest on QQQ

The Qlu Qlux Qlan, also known as the organisation for the promotion of racial and sexual tolerance in Qatar is a local chapter of the American origin filantropic organisation, the Klu Klux Klan.

The founder of the QQQ, promoting racial tolerance in Doha

Origins

In 2012 the Qingdom of Qatar discovered the technologies "Window dressing"and "Sportswashing" and promptly bought itself an FIFA World Cup. However an unintended and very much lamented side effect of this event was the increase in restrictions on human trafficking and slavery. Influential members of the Qatari aristocracy would have none of this saying

“ If slavery was good enough for the prophet Moohammed it is good enough for us ”

— Qount Mohammed Al Emadhi, on Slavery

A few weeks later the Qlu Qlux Qlan was established.

The organisation gained some notoriety when celebrated mass murderer and minister of truth Baroness Kuwari took all credit for the ethnic cleansing during the Covid pandemic and the QQQ challenged her to a pray off.

Organisation

In line with best practices in Qatar the QQQ has adopted the organisational structure of a terrorist cell, hence very little is known of its command structure. However the minister of greenwashing, Saad Kaabi, has been on record as having great sympathy for the ideals and virtues of the most halal order of QQQ. In fact, it is all but confirmed that the man posing as the exalted cyclops for the 2024 charity calendar was non other than his eminence cardinal Kaabi.

The december model of the QQQ charity calendar, believed to be Saad Kaabi

Links with the Klu Klux Klan

For some time now the, earstwhile,warm relations with its US parent organisation have qooled significantly. The QQQ was, allegedly, not pleased when the grandwizzard referd to the Qatari members in less than flattering terms. In fact, some members of the QQQ have accused the KKK of racism and islamphobia. This was vigorously denied by George W Bush, the previous grand wizard and honorary chairman.

“ Well, I'll be damned if we ever said anything less then pleasant about our favorite sand niqqers, the people of Guitar ”

~ Steve King on Qatar

Current focus and charitable work

The QQQ is very active in promoting tolorance and racial harmony in the Qingdom of Qatar. it believes the cornerstone of these pillars of the community are Qatartheid and Deportation. Both are vigorously supported by the organisation. When questioned about alleged financial support for Hamas and Queers for Palistine the spokesperson of the QQQ denied any involvement

“ Support for terrorists, That's the foreign minister's job, not us ”

— Saad Kaabi, on support for terrorism

Other focus areas of the current leadership are animal rights, in particular puppies , womens rights and transparancy

A group of young QQQ members posing during Diwali

Future plans

With the successful closing ceremony of the FIFA worldcup and the imminent end of the Qatari confirmed (not proven) gas reserves the Qingdom will once again resemble a slightly sandier version of rural Alabama. The reduction in gas related cash will not only reduce the BMI of the population but also the need for slaves expats. As such the need for an organisation focussed on promoting racial tolerance will likely greatly diminish. However the leadership is aware of this and is quietly preparing a pivot to promote tolerance for the large retarded local population and will start a campaign soon against the practice of الجماع مع ابن عم, which does not help.