Protect the ancient pigeon sport

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Protect the ancient pigeon sport, full name Protection of cherished animals and old pigeons to protect the ecological environment of China, this activity is sponsored by the Chinese Ancient Pigeon Fans Association and the China Environmental Protection Federation. Co-sponsored by the majority of animal protectionists and environmentalists at the entrance of Tsinghua Park Ancient Pigeon Exhibition Hall to mourn the extinction of ancient pigeons, the purpose is to call on the crabs to stop the destruction of China’s ecological environment and protect the survival rights of cherished animals and ancient pigeons. At the beginning of the event, the participants clashed with the crabs who had been guarding the entrance of the exhibition hall in advance, which immediately triggered a large discussion on the Internet.

Origin[edit | edit source]

Gu Ge is a search hidden bird that is popular among Chinese people. It has been widely distributed all over the world and in mainland China. It is a good helper for mineral search and other search activities for people. It is very bright and beautiful, and it has also been raised as a pet by the majority of China villagers. It was once a wave of ancient pigeons in the international pet world, but due to global warming and river crabs’ PRC ecology The unbridled destruction of the environment triggered large-scale ecological, environmental, climatic, and geological disasters, which seriously affected the survival conditions of animals such as grass mud horses and ancient pigeons. Since March 23, 2010, a large number of ancient pigeons began to become extinct because they were not adapted to the harsh environment of the mainland and were destroyed and suppressed by river crabs. Having to use the more stupid, brutal, and highly toxic Baidu bird as a search hidden bird has seriously affected the lives of the people. Many environmental protection organizations have submitted reports to the government to curb river crabs, making China's ecological disaster stop as soon as possible. The evil river crabs are very angry and began to attack environmentalists on a large scale. The support of environmental protection sites to bite, made environmental protection people grieved and indignant, so the masses spontaneously began to prepare for environmental protection voluntary activities, and the protection of ancient pigeons is about to start.

After the event[edit | edit source]

On the morning of March 23, 2010, many environmentalists and local people spontaneously gathered at the door of the ancient pigeon exhibition hall of Tsinghua University. To protect the environment. Stop the destruction, protect the old pigeons, and many old pigeon fans and environmentalists cry in tears after offering flowers. Many people held up protest signs and propaganda boards to irritate their mouths and handed out flyers to passers-by. The scene slowly began to gather more people. At this time, a river crab waved huge crab pliers to tear a few slogans and then pounded the picture of the ancient pigeon shouting, "You evil anti-Chinese forces dare not pass our pseudo-big The permission of the river crab came here to make chaos. You are offering flowers illegally! Betray the heavens!" Such a move immediately caused people's dissatisfaction. They held a photo and shouted: "When will you stop the destruction?" "You are the blame. Ten thousand deaths!" "What?" The river crab waved his crab pliers and smiled, "When did we destroy? We have been protecting the environment of China!" At this time, a middle-aged aunt came out and shouted. Male Gobi! You can't always lie to us!" At this time, a large team of river crabs and yak lizards arrived. They arrogantly dispersed the team and leveled the ancient pigeon exhibition hall of Tsinghua University. There were 3 environmentalists. Valor is justified.

Follow-up[edit | edit source]

After the incident, a wide-ranging discussion quickly started on the Chinese network. To prevent manure from being counter-inflicted, the evil river crab quickly became popular in crab-occupied areas such as Baidu Uncyclopedia and Interactive Uncyclopedia. All the content that criticized the river crab was published, and the Global Forum was also occupied by the river crab and the voting results were modified. Many celebrity blogs were also released by the river crab for supporting the movement.

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