Outer God

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A day in the life of an Outer God

An Outer God, scientific name exteriores deus, is a being of unfathomable size and shape. It is traditionally associated with the notion that humanity is utterly insignificant, that none of us will ever do anything truly special, and that eldritch beings really rule the universe. They are typically known for existing outside the universe, and having forms so hideous that a mere glance will drive anyone instantly insane. Since no-one has survived long enough to tell people what a typical Outer God looks like, artists have drawn up all sorts of ideas and images of what an Outer God might look like. SInce they are incomprehensible, though, do not expect a very accurate drawing. The Church of the Outer God, meant to be a community revolving around specific religions worshipping Azathoth, Yog-sothoth and more have sprung up.

Members

• Azathoth
• Nyarlathotep
• Yog-Sothoth
• Basement dwellers from girls' perspectives.
• Girls from basement dwellers' perspectives.
• Your mom on a Saturday night.
• All nonbinary people. Every one of them.

Where did they come from?

Now, if you are a person who has a hobby or a social life, you would not give two shits. However, a large part of the debate around the Outer Gods is where the hell did they come from? According to prophet Noddens they were spawned from the void, created from void particles. That is all that is really known about them. Some eldritch horror came from the void one day and had children before sleeping. Not even Prophet Noddens has an answer, the author of the much popular book The Necronomicon.

A day in the life of an Outer God

Just kidding. We know nothing about them. Time is beyond them.

How to identify

• It exists in another dimension or in the void.
• It crawls and slithers, oozing gray, thick matter.
• It has millions of tentacles.
• It is so incomprehensible no word could do it justice.
• It has a name so horrifying the mere utterance will lead one to suicide.

Lovecraft, ever the cynical man, translated the Necronomicon written in ancient Arabic, and published multiple 'short-stories,' that were genuine accounts, presented as fiction.

• It has the words 'H.P. Lovecraft' slapped on it.

Seeing an Outer God

As is common with most of incomprehensible creatur....Oh mah gawd! Tere it is! The end!!! I is are seeing something so horrible, so terrifying, so hideous!!!11 It oozes a small,, grey liquid! It has a bunch of tentacles!....I has been deceived! Go now! I are being transported to teh blighted void! Oh noes! I am going even more insane! There are things-! Countless demonic apparitions, whose ruler is an 'Azathoth'! I see chambers beyond time and space! I am getting sacrificed!! NOOOOO--

Hello. The previous narrator died. Thankfully though, I am still here. Anyways, do not try to seek out a Outer God, as they will most likely drive you to countless insanity. Unless you has a death-wish.

Are they animals?

Another portion of the debate around the Outer Gods is the question: are they animals? This has long been debated.

In Conclusion

Outer Gods are things that exist. They sometimes drive people insane.