Mexico–United States border wall

The Mexico–United States border wall, circa 2010

The Mexico–United States border wall is a set of nuclear capable concentric fortifications along the Rio Grande and subsequent desert vertical lines in order to protect the United States from the other United States. As of the present day, scholars and theologians still debate which United States is the one being protected.

History

First ordered constructed by Mexican President Leon Trotsky in late 1939, construction on the wall wouldn't begin until the late 1960s due to the outbreak of hostilities between Mexico and itself, which would be resolved only after the country was united behind the collective lynching of infamous criminal Speedy Gonzales in 1968. Riding a patriotic high after winning the gold medal for "most student protestors shot" in the 1968 Olympics, the Mexicans would proceed with the initial phase of construction of the border wall by first draining the Rio Grande in its entirety, which was generally seen as a dick move by the United States of America. This would not only bolster American resolve in hating Mexico to an even more unreasonable extent, but would also see them pay for the entirety of the wall, which to this day is still funded and manned by true American patriots.

Controversy

Environmental implications

Research from the University of Cyprus in collaboration with the National Polytechnic of Moscow indicates that the wall, while completely effective due to the mutual outlawing of ladders by both Mexico and the United States of America, has concluded that in general it's kind of a jag-off thing to do. This was doubly so exacerbated by the biological implications of the draining of the Rio Grande, which has reportedly killed more than 240 native species of antelope, violated the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, ended the livelihoods of approximately five million people, and raised the price of tortillas in the Mexican states of Nuevo Leon and Tamaulipas.

Effectiveness

While impassable by ladders, both mutual parties in a panel before the Organization of American States have conceded that it is theoretically possible that mass illegal immigration could be carried out by hot air balloon or gliders, which the wall itself is under equipped to face against. Subsequent training procedures and simulations as conducted for the wall have proceeded under way as of 2020, but it is unknown if the wall has understood any of this. Experts have implied that the wall is unable or unwilling to carry out these simulations for unknown reasons, despite words of encouragement from both the American and the Mexican parties.

Polling

Reuters polling from late 2016 has concluded that almost 56% of Americans regret funding the border wall, though only 9% think the border wall should be abandoned. Texas Governor Sandy Cheeks has remarked that an electric fence would be much more cost effective, seeing how it would both incentivize local energy concerns to modernize with the increased demands and minimize injuries as the dead can't be injured.

See also

• Inmigración