HowTo talk:Feng Shui Your Computer
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The bell originally was on the printer, back in the days of the old mechanical teletypewriter machines. Pressing control-G would make it ring. On a typewriter, a mechanical metal bell would ring when you were close to the end of each line of text. The printer was also the preferred location to plant daisy wheels. Mount Fuji? Not Chinese at all. Mount Fuji is the home of the gods of Japanese photo finishing.
- Thank you anonymous IP who doesn't sign their comments, for the history of the built in computer bell! Fascinating! As for Mount Fuji, it is surely a large mountain isn't it? I think the inaccuracy is actually most befitting to Uncyclopedia, as we are afterall an encyclopedia of misinformation. It is typical of westerners to overlook such trifling regional peculiarities such as "Japanese mountain" as opposed to the nearly identical "Chinese mountain"
- I mean really, who honestly knows the difference? I doubt even the Chinese do. Let the good chi flow I say, regardless of what side of the fence it came from. Anyway, can you name one famous Chinese mountain? I thought not. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:14, 11 May 2007
From Pee Review[edit source]
| Humour: | 9 | Quite funny. Concept and images help humour... |
| Concept: | 9 | I think the concept is great. |
| Prose and formatting: | 10 | Hmmm... |
| Images: | 10 | PERFECT images! |
| Miscellaneous: | 9 | What even goes here? |
| Final Score: | 47 | The tribe has spoken... |
| Reviewer: | -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer | |
Wow thanks!!! :D ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:15, 15 May 2007
- No problem! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
| Humour: | 9 | Takes a while to build up to a joke, but still funny. |
| Concept: | 10 | Very original and slightly eccentric. |
| Prose and formatting: | 8 | Aye, you've got a fifth section gap in your table on "Know your Yin from your Yang" that's barely visible. Also, your article is only in one category. |
| Images: | 10 | The book cover is absolutely hilarious! |
| Miscellaneous: | 8 | I'm usually not this picky, but a few things are capitalized that probably shouldn't be, especially in the list under the "Hardware Required" section. |
| Final Score: | 45 | Very good. Impressive for somebody who claims to be a poor writer. |
| Reviewer: | --EMC [TALK] 04:43, 19 May 2007 (UTC) | |
Excellent contribution![edit source]
Fantastic, hilarious, salutations, gratulations, roasted ducks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kamamura (talk • contribs)