HowTo talk:Commit the Perfect Murder

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From Pee Review[edit source]

THIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL AND STUPID ARTICLE I HAVE EVER SEEN YOU SHOULD ALL GET ARRESTED FOR MAKING THIS!!

Humour: 8 This article is funny!! A couple of minor drip points, but over all, very good entertainment!!
Concept: 10 Can't believe it hadn't been done yet!
Prose and formatting: 7 A few issues with some of the prose, but overall, nothing that takes away from the effectiveness of the article.
Images: 6 As non-chopped pics, the first 3 are funny because they're captioned well. The last could be better. The first might look better if you got a better skull-and-crossbones pic.
Miscellaneous: 5 PLEASE find better quotes than Captain Obvious and Russian Reversal. They may seem cool to you now, but that novelty will wear thin in about 3 minutes.
Final Score: 36 Great article, fun read!
Reviewer: THINKER 00:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


It looses a little steam towards the end in the "if it all goes wrong" section, but that may be a formatting issue. Try seeing how it'd look bulleted, or just expand it a bit and see what you think. There are a great many bold words in there, some of which could be done away with, and some things that should be bolded which are not (ie. things within a bulleted list, like the possible murder weapons). I love the Alien reference.

One closing note:

Certain bits of evidence might then be sold on eBay to defence attourneys in order to fund the goverment. This sentence kinda made me roll my eyes. Its rather high-up in the article's text, so you might want to rephrase or change in some way to keep the funny flowing. But over all, I really enjoyed reading this article. Good stuff! :) --THINKER 00:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


The last few things in the murder weapon list ruins it. --71.114.129.165 01:23, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Apparant contradiction[edit source]

"For the purposes of this article, we will define the Perfect Murder as the killing of one or more people without being caught, fined or sent to prison." How can you be fined or sent to prison if you are not caught first?165.21.155.91 09:55, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, decapitation is illegal due to being cruel and inhumane

Ice[edit source]

I saw that you said that ice could be a good way t5o kill some one and the evidence would disappear, well the water residue left behind would hold certain levels of Calcium, lead and lots of all goodies leading the police to a certain area, so if your going to create a bit of ice, get the water from one location, freeze it in another and use it in another, the dispose of it in another -- more locations, harder to link together.

Feel free to add it yourself! JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 20:53, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Vandalism[edit source]

Their is some vandalism at the bottom of the rmoving evidence part

Sort of right[edit source]

You're missing out on digital evidence, linguistics, witnesses, security cameras, etc., but you're mostly right so far! Good job Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:08, 29 September 2022 (UTC)