HowTo:Tell the difference between a cow and a gold fish
COW[edit | edit source]
A cow is an animal found on a farm. Its colour is Black & White, but this depends on the type of cow you are looking at. Its job in life is to eat grass, give milk, die and be eaten. Cows have 2 benefits: food and milk. Milk for dairy products and beef for food which is also red meat.
GOLD FISH[edit | edit source]
A gold fish is a small gold coloured animal with no purpose in life apart from entertaining you for about 9 weeks until you find him floating on top of the bowl then you need to flush him down the toilet. They are not big and swim around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around their bowl until feeding time when they swim to the top, eat, then continue swimming and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around their bowl.
THE DIFFERENCE[edit | edit source]
A cow is big, black & white. A gold fish is small, gold & small.