Haiku summaries of media
Have you ever had to read a book 5 hours before a final exmination? Have you ever wondered if some movies are worth watching, or if some anime/manga is worth getting into? Then check out the "Haiku summaries of movies, anime and books"!
Anime[edit | edit source]
Naruto[edit | edit source]
About a ninja
Who says "believe it!" too much
And wears all orange
Filler, filler, fill...
...er,filler, filler, filler
filler filler fill.
Death Note[edit | edit source]
Light is God, killing
criminals, fixing
the world, just for you
Hey, did you know that
Shinigami like to eat
Those red sweet apples
He has charm, looks, brains
and megalomania
and we all love him.
What the fuck, L dies
replaced with girly and brat
Mello wears tight pants
Oh my god, Light died
he was killed by his Death God
Was that a spoiler?
Hellsing[edit | edit source]
Alucard is cool
Battles evil nazi guys
Turns into a girl
Alucard melts and
turn into crap on the floor
and shoots Luke's legs off
Books[edit | edit source]
Pride and Prejudice[edit | edit source]
Lizzie is a bitch
Fitzgerald is a big jerk
Together they end
Frankenstein[edit | edit source]
Frankenstein makes a (bitch)
monster, which has no name. Don't
call it Frankenstein.
Wuthering Heights[edit | edit source]
Heathcliff and Catherine
fall in love with each other.
No one gives a shit.'
The Scarlet Letter[edit | edit source]
I can see an A
Scarlet, on your chest it's sewn
I know what you did
The God Delusion[edit | edit source]
God does not exist.
Here are the reasons why - cue
[more] Christians hating me.
Oliver Twist[edit | edit source]
Little boy's hungry
Nobody will show him love
Get him prostitutes!
James Bond[edit | edit source]
You only live twice:
Once, when you have first been born;
Once, when you have sex.