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How do I upload images that are not already on Uncyclopedia? Please answer in the form of words.

--Snake7 01:31, 16 January 2009 (UTC)Snake7

You look on the left hand side menu panel thingeroonie, in the "toolbox" section towards the bottom, and find the "upload image/file" link. Then you follow the instructions on that page. If it still makes no sense, you come back here and ask me to be more clear and less not clear. OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:11, Jan 16

I know how to upload imges that are already on here, but whenever I try to upload an image that is from somewhere the it doesn't appear. --– Preceding unsigned comment added by Snake7 (talk • contribs)

I think you need to download the image to your own computer first, then upload them to Uncyclopedia from there. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 20:55, Jan. 16, 2009
Also, I think you're confusing "uploading an image" with "placing an image on a page". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:25, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, I think that you're confusing, due to your missing chin and closely spaced eyes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
And I'm quite sure that you're confusing me with somebody else again. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:38, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Why must you fill this page with lies? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Why are you asking me questions that I should be asking you? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:48, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
As the scorpion said to the frog, "It's my nature". Then the frog was all "You speak froggish!". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Gay Wikipedia.gif Wikipedia is gay. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:59, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Just in case...

First, upload the pic to Uncyc's spacious and luxuriously appointed server (note that the pictures must be on your computer, not on the interweb).
Images go in like this
full size [[Image:Babygrump.jpg]]
with a caption (XXXpx is the displayed image width in pixels} [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|thumb|XXXpx|caption]]
right (or left. Center too.) [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|100px|right]]
you can add more than one option, for instance: [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.]]
Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.
Appears on the page like this:
Seen? (and sign your posts with ~~~~). I hope that answers your question. If not, I hope that it answers someone else's question.
There's also this, which explains a bunch of things. Perhaps even this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)