Forum:I'm too sexy for my shirt

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I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

so sayeth Right Said Fred ~ SEXY CHAT * SUPER SEXY * VERY SEXY * SEXY PICS * SEXY DANCE Jambow.gif

/me stabs Sliferjam for putting one of the worst songs in history on Off-Topic. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:32, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm too sexy for the knife. The knife bounces off of my chest and lands in a can of potted meatloaf. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 01:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

/me shoves 400 women around Sliferjam. The women find Slif so appealing, THEY EAT HIM! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:08, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
WOW! thanks High General Grue! I was just eaten out by 400 hot women! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 01:12, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Aw, WHAT HAVE I DONE. /me calls Olipro. Olipro will fix this. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:14, 24 June 2007 (UTC)