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Pinging Uncyclopedia is boring, this is what happened:

Microsoft Windows Vista [Version 6.0.6000]
Copyright <c> 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Capercorn>ping www.uncyclopedia.org

Pinging www.uncyclopedia.org [216.224.121.158]

Reply from 216.224.121.158: bytes=32 time=75ms TTL=56
Reply from 216.224.121.158: bytes=32 time=61ms TTL=56
Reply from 216.224.121.158: bytes=32 time=61ms TTL=56
Reply from 216.224.121.158: bytes=32 time=62ms TTL=56

Ping statistics for 216.224.121.158:
    Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 <0% loss>
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
    Minimum = 61ms, Maximum = 75ms, Average = 64ms

C:\Users\Capercorn>_

I think that this should be changed to make pinging the funny website more humorius. Add some BSoD maybe. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:35, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

haxxorz pwnz 4ll n00bs. Ok how but why would do this almost no one well do this expect for hackers...But I agree.--Scott 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I hate it when the low-ping-bastards edit rings around me on Uncyclopedia: Online. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

No way! Pinging Uncyclopedia is exciting and fun - you just forgot to use the -funny switch:

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.0.6000]
Copyright <c> 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\SbU>ping www.uncyclopedia.org -funny

Pinging www.uncyclopedia.org [216.224.121.158]

Reply from 216.224.121.158: Your ping is likely to have been eaten by a grue.
AAAAA AAAA AAA.AAA.AAA.AAA: AAAAAAAAA!
Reply from 216.224.121.158: Excuse me - are you a sockpuppet of Serial-Pinger?
Reply from 216.224.121.158: Reverted ping, user banned for annoying the server.
Send failed.

Ping statistics for 216.224.121.158:
    Packets: Sent = 5, Received = Umm...?, Lost = a television program <42% loss>
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
    Work it out yourself, I'm going for a lie-down.

C:\Users\SbU> --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead*  08:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Here's a tracert query:

Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\>tracert uncyclopedia.org

Tracing route to uncyclopedia.org [216.224.121.158]
over a maximum of 30 hops:

  1     7 ms     7 ms     7 ms  10.147.208.1
  2     9 ms     8 ms     8 ms  172.23.112.1
  3    12 ms    13 ms    12 ms  dca-core-02.inet.qwest.net [205.171.9.85]
  4    14 ms    14 ms    15 ms  dcx-core-02.inet.qwest.net [67.14.1.254]
  5    15 ms    13 ms    14 ms  dcp-brdr-01.inet.qwest.net [205.171.251.62]
  6    13 ms    13 ms    14 ms  Te-4-3.car3.Washington.Level3.net [4.68.110.177]
  7    27 ms    17 ms    17 ms  vlan99.csw4.Washington1.Level3.net [4.68.17.254]
  8    18 ms    17 ms    18 ms  ae-94-94.ebr4.Washington1.Level3.net [4.69.134.189]
  9   105 ms    89 ms    91 ms  ae-4.ebr3.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.69.132.81]
 10    84 ms    88 ms    90 ms  ae-2.ebr3.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.69.132.9]
 11    85 ms    84 ms    91 ms  ae-63-63.csw1.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.69.134.226]
 12    85 ms    84 ms    84 ms  ge-0-3-0-69.bbr2.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.68.18.2]
 13    84 ms    86 ms    84 ms  so-14-0.hsa4.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.68.114.158]
 14    85 ms    86 ms    95 ms  CWIE-LLC.hsa4.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.79.60.14]
 15    86 ms    84 ms    86 ms  216.224.121.158

Trace complete.

C:\>

Does this mean our site is hosted in San Jose? --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 08:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Here is tracing using the -funny switch:

Microsoft Windows Vista [Version 6.6.6000]
Copyright <C> 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
C:\Users\Capercorn>tracert uncyclopedia.org -funny
Tracing route to uncyclopedia.org [216.224.121.158]
over a maximum of 30 BHOPs
 1     7 ms     7 ms     7 ms  10.147.208.1
 2     9 ms     8 ms     8 ms  172.23.112.1
 3    12 ms    13 ms    12 ms  AL!-gore-02.inet.qwest.net [205.171.9.85]
 4    14 ms    14 ms    15 ms  AAA-AAAA-AA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAA [67.14.1.254]
 5    15 ms    13 ms    14 ms  euroipods.com, get urs today! [205.171.251.62]
 6    13 ms    13 ms    14 ms  BENSON.BENSON.BENSON.BENSON. [4.68.110.177]
 7    27 ms    17 ms    17 ms  lvl13.fnords.w1z4rd.h4xx0rz [4.68.17.254]
 8    18 ms    17 ms    18 ms  ae-94-94.ebr4.Encyclopaedia.Dramatica.com [4.69.134.189]
 9   105 ms    89 ms    91 ms  ae-4.ebr3.goatse.cx.net [4.69.132.81]
10    84 ms    88 ms    90 ms  ae-2.ebr3.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.69.132.9]
11    85 ms    84 ms    91 ms  am-3r-1c4.What.A.Country! [4.69.134.226]
12    85 ms    84 ms    84 ms  ge-0-3-0-69.bbr2.SanJose1.Level3.net [4.68.18.2]
13    84 ms    86 ms    84 ms  so-14-0.Why.Do1.even.bother [4.68.114.158]
14    85 ms    86 ms    95 ms  CWIE-LLC.hsa4.shut.up.net [4.79.60.14]
15    86 ms    84 ms    86 ms  216.224.121.158 [i maed a yucky doody]
Trace compl... Forget this... Why are you typing compter code... Get a life.
C:\Users\Capercorn>_

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Eww! Vista! *vomit* --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)