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i tried Babelfish but we all know how well THAT works.

un autre soir palpitant, et mes camarades et moi nous nous sommes installes devant la tele. les choix ont paru interminable, les chaines, san fin. avec le cable, n'impote quoi a ete possible. et qu'est-ce que nous avons vu? la chaine des nouvelles? la chaine des sports? la chaine des "rock-videos"? non- la chaine douze. oui! la chaine religieuse et ridicule. qu'est-ce que c'est que le merite incroyable d'une femme, vous demandez? selon la chaine douze, le merite incroyable d'une femme est sa capacite de nourir ses enfants. une femme avec une carriere? ca, c'est une femme qui n'adore pas ses enfants, ou son mari. elle n'est pas une chretienne! elle est une serveuse du diable! mes camarades et moi nous nous sommes regardes les unes les autres. nous avons changes le chaine. et juste a l'heure!

thanks in advance. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 22:36, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Okay, let's see...

"another exciting evening, and my friends and I put ourselves in front of the TV. The choices for shows were never-ending, the channels without an end. With cable TV, anything was possible. And what did we watch? The new channel? the sports channel? the rock video channel? no- channel 12. Yes! The ridiculous religious channel. What is the point (merit) of a woman, you ask? according to channel 12, the point of a woman is her capacity to nurture her children. a woman with a career? that, that's a woman who doesn't love children, or her husband. She isn't a christan! She is a servant of the Devil! My friends and I looked at one another. We changed the channel. And just in time!"

That should be in order :) --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 22:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Ah! thank you! i just read that in one of my books, in which the girl had to write an essay for french, and i was deeply confused, as i take spanish. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 00:54, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Fag missed the part about deep azure eyes, fresh satin sheets and throbbing loins. Pity. Even the ingredients list on cereal boxes is terribly erotic au Francais. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:47, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

ALL WRONG - It goes like this Bonjour Baguette Oh ho houurr 'Allo 'Allo de Gaulle Baguette Pari' Riot Cliche Deja-vu Deja-vu Deja-vu More Cliche Cheese Oh ho houurr - That's French for you Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Chanel no. 5, Louis Vuitton, etc. etc. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 00:58, 14 February 2008 (UTC)