Cruelty Squad

Commonly refered as "the hardest drug you can take", Cruelty Squad is an independent immersive drug testing CEO mindset simulator created by Ville Kallio, and published by Consumer Softproducts. Trying to find a similar experience? Try Birmingham.

Introduction to drug abuse and organ harvesting.

Mechanics

The main mechanics to this cheese grater for eyes include (but are not limited to):

• Immersive stock market simulation
• Bhopping
• Eating corpses alive
• Purchasable body modifications
• Drug consumption and abuse
• Drunk driving

Gameplay

The game features beautiful scenaries based on a piss-infused society with 19 unique levels full of old fashioned doom like secrets, the player must traverse this levels efficiently and leave their targets less alive than before, and exit without dying, in the (most likely) case of "Death", the player will violently explode killing everything in a small radius, the game gives a generous time span of 5 seconds prior to exploding.

Visual description of the gameplay

"Dying"

In case of "death" the player will be reconstructed using spare human body parts and rusty cables found on the cruelty squad HQ drawers, this will make the dificulty progresively drop from the highest to the lowest

Divine light

One of the hardest dificulties and the one the player starts with, uppon dying this will be lost, but can be recovered by following specific steps.

Flesh automaton

Someway to explain this is that your medical bill does not cover blowing up to smithereens, you are now a poorly built terminator.

Power in misery

The definitive cruelty squad experience.

"Holy fuck this is better than sex!" -A twitter user on pharmokinetics

Other notable dificulties

This section includes other dificulties that are not necessary to complete the game but need some clarification.

Death mode and Hope erradicated

cats portraying the sociopolitical nature of the game

One is complementary to the other, after getting your body back from the trashcan and rebuilding it with Ikea glue, you can (in the most literal sense) sell your soul.

This will permanently AND IRREVERSABLY put you in DEATH mode.

• You gain a speed boost of 0.1, yes its a big difference.
• Be able to wall jump
• And be immune to certain effects
• Also you are now closer to true CEO mindset

Hope erradicated is necessary to unlock death mode but will provoke a cancer outbreak and instantly kill every friendly meaningful NPC in the level.

CEO Mindset: Plot of the "Game"

What is this game even about?

Based on a shit fueled dystopian world where companies own everything, even your grandma's liver, cruelty squad tries to portray the life of the average social worker on Baltimore.

The Handler himself

Part 1: John Cruelty is broke as fuck and sells your liver on craigslist to afford pizza

As the title might spoil, our protagonist is John Cruelty, and in the eye bleaching introduction cinematic we can appreciate how he's called by The Handler, the man that will (hopefully) follow us from the start to the end of the game, as he gives us briefing and helps us find our way on the levels.

John Cruelty is in a delicate position, as he is "Broke as fuck", and accepts to kill objectives in exchange for money, cause no one does it for the love of the game right?

Taking us to pharmokinetics.

Part 2: LSD and the search of the economy god in a pile of bloody feeces

J.C.'s mission is to leave Sigismund, a biological criminal, less alive than before

What crimes has this dude commited to make "John Death" go whoop his ass front to back?

It is implied that he has gone mad from all the time he has spent in the market and other things related to drug consumption and abuse of body modifications.

As said inside the briefing:

Sigismund enlightening us with his phrases

"embezzling company funds and using them to gamble with highly speculative biological currencies"

Moreover he has visually gone insane, with his gaping mouth and dirty office.

Part 3: Deals with the devil, stock market insanity and hard-ons over walls of funko pops.

Our next stop is Paradise! But dont let it fool you, this place is a cover for a darker secret.

Cruelty squad is known for being a bundle of joy and kindness over all, so they gave a kind credit to biocomputing startup company G-TECH, of a small sum of "around 5 billion dollars" , and the managers spent the budget in chunkopops and other wastes, and haven't gotten any benefit from there.

So reasonably the company wants them gone.

Paradise and the satanism behind a cute little city.

Paradise is the best example of never judging a book by its cover, it might seem like a safe, lovely place to live in but its nothing like one, some of the characteristics that can be clearly seen, are some of the houses shapes, and the overall shape of the city, portraying a satanic ritual circle.

Images are worth a million words:

House very similar to Osama's compound

The overlook of paradise

Part 4: sending monkeys to space with the only purpose of them dying is a good idea

If i told you this is not the plot of the whole mission i would be lying, sin space engineering is sending missions to mercury with the purpose of having the highest casualty rate,

sadly the casualty rate seems to be too high for the higher-ups so we are told to put an end to the CEO's lifen't

"This simply won't do as it is first and foremost a sacrificial mission designed to satiate the appetites of some of our higher ups."

As the mission is purely a sacrifice disguised as disney land type of fun for everyone, but who cares how many people die when your world suffers from crippling overpopulation?