Category talk:Minions of Chuck Norris

Category:Things That Will Not Protect You Against Chuck Norris

Since people think Chuck Norris is so awesome, this category could basically apply to ANYTHING, right? I mean, since he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awesome, nothing can protect you from him! WOW, THAT'S FUNNY! Please. Enough of this already. I've had it with Chuck Norris. Give it up. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:49, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Whoa there, heel, boy! No need to get pissy, not our fault you don't have a sense of humor.--Kpmartin18 21:57, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm so sorry for not liking Chuck Norris, the funniest meme ever. What should I do? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:58, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Erm, I don't know. Maybe read the actual Chuck Norris article and revel in the efforts to degrade the meme.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Otherwise though, I agree. This category is kinda stupid and I believe it has been spammed unnecessarily. But don't worry, it's not like anyone cares about these categories. Appease the losers, because Chuck Norris is the only thing they'll really care about.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:15, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Come on, bashing memes on uncyclopedia of all places? This web sites core fan base are people who love memes, think about it, how many oscar wilde quotes do you need to read before you figure it out? How many times do you need to see the phase 'kitten huffing' and 'grues'? -Bronze ent

How many times do I have to explain to ridiculous new people that that perception is not what we're all about. Read through our featured articles that are related to these "memes." Russian reversal, Oscar Wilde, Goatse, they all endeavor to stay away from cliché. So next time you decide to pretend you know about something, don't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah uncyclopedia is a benchmark in integridy, articulation and class. According to you they can have fart jokes and 'furry' jokes and stupid bullshit like that and they are doing it gracefully and with sophistication, like an Oxford proffesor lecturing about classical philosophy, but Chuck Norris jokes? GTFO!

This category is the pinnacle of a lack of imagination. It's pathetic(in my opinion). The Oblong Lobster 22:02, 4 September 2007 (UTC)