Bongo cat
Bongo Cat (Felis Bongous) is a mysterious rare white cat with many friends, who also likes to play the bongos, among other instruments. Some of his friends include: Rubber Chicken (also one of his instruments,) other Bongo Cats.
He is a libertarian, Politician, and Dictator of Bongo. His currency is Bongonuim. "I will make peace for all.", he said happily. He also is the Messiah.
Habitat[edit | edit source]
Bongo Cat can be found on white tables, restaurants, and in space. It is usually found there performing a song for a [[YouTube\\ video. These songs usually consist of the following: Lyrics(Meow meow, moew-meow-, Moew--), Instruments (bongos, pads, keyboards, and rubber chickens), and guest appearances from other cats. Bongo Cat then uploads these songs for the world to see. Sometimes other people will record Bongo Cat's work, however, and upload it themselves. This, however, is not tolerated by Bongo Cat and will cause him to scratch the thief and issue a DMCA notice.
His place of Residence is The Bongo House. He can also be found giving some of his fortune to the poor. "If you want to change the world, Start by Giving.", he said on his day in Office. He is a YouTuber who entertains people going thru hard times. He makes videos with his friends. His Youtube Chanel is the most subscribed and viewed, with over 17 million subscribers, and 7.823 billion views. "Change the world, one person at a time."
Other Activities[edit | edit source]
Bongo cat does more than record music. He is also a part of many memes, where he: Slaps peoples heads until they die, smacks the table so hard it explodes, and yeets a rubber chicken into space. Most of these memes are inspired by various mistakes Bongo Cat has made while recording. Bongo cat became a big meme around 2017, but has been more forgotten later in 2019.
Critical Reception[edit | edit source]
"Bongo Cat will change the World through Peace!"[edit | edit source]
~Bill Gates
Many people love Bongo Cat for his adorable lyrics and cute face. For this reason, He is now Dictator of Bongo, and enjoys the publicity. He is The Messiah, and can heal anyone with a special method.
He yeets them into space, and they come back fully healed!
"I love yeeting people."
He also is an amazing Yeeter. Now, an exclusive interview, from Bongo Cat, on Fox News.
a: when did you start yeeting?
b: since I was 4.
a: whats your favorite yeet?
b: when I yeeted my iPhone into space because I learned it's radioactive!
a: I need a new job...
here is epic bongo song,
scoopity wOoP
Lifestyle[edit | edit source]
Bongo Cat's life is fairly simple. All he really does is eat sleep and make music. His favorite food is chicken and toast, which has been disapproved by his rubber chicken friend. Bongo Cat does not like brokolis, contrary to popular belief. He sleeps in a cat bed made of gold, which he has said to not be very comfortable. Bongo cat is not the most intelligent, however, since he can only speak in meow and his speeches have to be translated. He does not understand how to eat food, so he just pats it until it heats up enough to become a rocket ship to fly up and land in his mouth.[citation needed] In his spare time, Bongo Cat will yeet various things into the sun including: his other arch nemesis, Tac Ognob, Bongo Bat, Rubber Chicken, Instruments, Food, and People. bongo cat is messiah and he will heal you