Bastille
The Bastille was a famous Gay French Dance Club in Paris, famous for its raunchy leather S&M required dresswear. To this day, with only a short incursion in 1789, the Bastille has been the utmost in exclusive Dance Clubs, with a longer line than most amusement park rides.
History[edit | edit source]
The Bastille was built in 1634, by Martin Luther, and made to be a coffeehouse. He had hoped that it would be a pleasant stage for upcoming Christian Rock groups, but when he was executed by the French Law system, his will left it to Liberacci. Because of this, several changes were made:
- All Christian Rock Groups were to be replaced by Madonna and Elton John.
- Bibles would be replaced with magazines containing Gay Pornography.
- Sunday Morning Mass was replaced with Sunday Morning Masturbation.
- The Spanish Inquisition was no longer allowed to come on friday nights, but their bondage equipment was welcome to stay.
- Bastille Day would no longer recognize Bastille, but rather would commemorate Signor Michelangelo Antonioni for inventing the steel mill.
Rise of the Bastille[edit | edit source]
Not long, the changeover took France by storm. Raunchy Sex parties were being held every night, and people were flocking just to see the place.
As success rose, critics argued it would be short lived. Pope Pius XVII said "I'd have a better time in the confession box with a young boy." Many said that it just wouldn't last. The club was becoming increasingly selective in who got in, and many people were being left out in the cold.
Fall of the Bastille[edit | edit source]
On Friday the 14th, 1789, King Louis held the biggest party that anyone had seen. The party lasted so long, that it went on for weeks. However, the happiness would not last, as Maximillian Robespierre, famous retail salesman in the market of execution devices, entered the party, and was being held against his will by an overzealous partygoer.
Robespierre's posse got very worried, and were ready to go in and rescue him. They were stopped by the bouncer of the club, and asked to leave. Not taking no for an answer, they found some guns and riot gear, and attacked the Bastille.
After eradicating most of the people inside, the people realized that the Bastille was becoming too much of a deadly dungeon full of STD's and other unholy traits.
The Catholic Church, with the help of Jesus' carpentry and construction powers, deconstructed the Bastille and left it to waste.