Anal Wanker
Anal Wanker a.k.a. DJ Wankzz (1997-present) is a famous electronic music producer from Northampton, UK, known for his hits "Fape", "Fork" and "Spectard". He is currently living in Norway.
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Anal Wanker was born on 24th January, 1997. He is a son of Lana Wanker and Anal Wanker Sr. He has a sister, Lana Wanker Jr. He was addicted to playing Flappy Bird, which resulted in him dropping out of elementary school to master the game.
Career[edit | edit source]
Flappy Bird[edit | edit source]
Anal Wanker is known for holding the world record for Flappy Bird from 2005-2010, when a known gamer and speedrunner Barbra Streisand beat his record. Allegedly, Anal Wanker had a score of 2085. Unfortunately, none of the footage is saved, so a lot of other masters of Flappy Bird are not believing that this happened.
Musician[edit | edit source]
Anal Wanker started making music in 2012, after pirating several clarinets from The Pirate Bay. He released his first hit "Fape"[1] in 2021, at the label No Sound Copyright. This song was taken down along with his next 2 hits, "Fork"[2] and "Spectard"[3], because of several violations of the Geneva convention, but an user "RazingBolt Archive" was able to reupload the songs on YouTube. His next hit, "Fork", was released in 2022, and his newest hit, "Spectard", in 2023. He also released "Spank Me to Shit", at the label No Copyright Seizure[4], in 2024.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Sampling[edit | edit source]
Anal Wanker sued Andrzej B and Mr. Root for sampling his upcoming hit, "Fape". He lost this lawsuit because the song was released on "No Sound Copyright", a record label known for publishing public domain songs.
Violations of the Geneva convention[edit | edit source]
Anal Wanker bombed the headquarters of No Sound Copyright after he lost the lawsuit against Andrzej B and Mr. Root. This was considered a war crime. It resulted in all of his songs being taken down. After this, he joined a new label named No Copyright Seizure in 2024.
Discography[edit | edit source]
| Artist | Song name | Album | Year | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anal Wanker | Fape | Fape | 2021 | Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention |
| Anal Wanker | Fork | Fork | 2022 | Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention |
| Anal Wanker | Spectard | Spectard | 2023 | Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention |
| Anal Wanker | Spank Me to Shit | Spank Me to Shit | 2024 |