Acre

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Flag of Acre after being vandalized.

Acre is just another useless state in Brazil. It has a small, poor population and only 61 independent cities, not counting the villages. Acre is a very isolated state, and it's also a 2.0 version of the Amazon rainforest.

History

Imperial period

Back then, it wasn't even a state yet; it was just a place where rubber was manufactured. The meddling Europeans exploited the properties of rubber to make even more money, while the workers, who had a miserable life, didn't even earn a salary. The workers barely knew if they belonged to Brazil, Bolivia, or Peru.

The Republic of Acre

The workers were tired of working so hard. They then rebelled like a punk rock singer and kicked the authorities out of the place. Then, with the help of unknown governors from other Brazilian states, they created the Republic of Acre. Yay! They finally got rid of forced labor and became an independent country, didn't they? Well... no. The country lasted a miserable 8 months. But then it was recreated... only to end again. But then recreated again... but it ended once more. Some time later, after several agreements, Acre became a state of Brazil.

Finally, an autonomous state!

Although Acre became a state in 1904, it was still dependent on the government, like a baby dependent on its mother. It only achieved true autonomy in the 1930s.

21st century

Well, little has changed in Acre this century (yet).

Geography

Acre is also known as "Brazil's ass".

Acre occupies an area of 10 km² and borders Amazonas and Rondônia, and also Bolivia and Peru.

The state is very hot; the Sahara Desert is cold compared to the temperature in Acre. It rarely rains there either. And that's all, folks!

Demography

Here are some statistics about the demographics of Acre:

• 1001 people live in Acre
• And 99% of those 1001 people are indigenous, and 1% of those 1001 people are not indigenous
• 97% of the people who live in Acre live in forests

Economy

The economy of Acre is quite small. The state's GDP is approximately 10 reais, which is equivalent to 1.88 dollars. Acre also has an industrial GDP of 1 real, which is equivalent to 0.19 dollars.

Infrastructure

Health

Acre has a very broken infrastructure when it comes to healthcare. The state has only 20 hospitals; in addition, Acre has a high infant mortality rate, partly because there are strange creatures that spread diseases in the unexplored forests of Acre.

Education

Acre has few schools; it's rare to find one there. 70% of the population is illiterate precisely because of this. And furthermore, Acre only has 2 universities.

Culture

And does this state have a culture? Acre has a rich culture, partly because it is inhabited by indigenous people, and indigenous culture is extensive.

Culinary

The inhabitants of Acre eat exotic foods that include:

• Poop pie
• Raw fish
• Vomit
• Pee soup
• and other extremely delicious foods!

Memes about Acre

For no apparent reason, Brazilians have developed a mania for making memes about Acre. These memes usually include phrases like "Acre is a lie!", "Dinosaurs live in Acre," and "Acre doesn't exist." To this day, people are still trying to figure out what's so funny about these memes.