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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
There's a commie in my closet,
There's a fascist in my dresser,
There's a immigrant in the bathtub,
There's a Mexican at the door,
There's a Muslim in the kitchen,
There's a liberal on the floor.
--A Commie in My Closet, a Republican ode.