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Contrary to what you were taught in school, Zero can mean many things. There include:

-The IQ of Donald Trump.

-The number of rights woman have in Saudi Arabia.

-The number of men who have walked on the Moon. However, many men have landed on the sun, contrary to what your corrupt government may have told you.

-The number of Wikipedia pages that do not lead to the "Philosophy" article.

-The number of Uncyclopedia submissions that do not get rejected for reason "Spambot". I entered the CAPTCHA, for fuck's sake!

Zero is often used to refer to the number of Myspace users currently active. However, this is not true, as the number is actually below zero. This is due to the fact that the number of users is, curiously, synonymous with the reputation of the "site".

--Forrteroi (talk) 19:53, 17 December 2017 (UTC)