User talk:Zenxan

Sup G

Hey, have you considered participating in Uncyclopedia's Adopt-a-Noob program? You seem to be really taking off since you joined a week ago, and although I haven't read any of your stuff (but I really mean to I swear!), I think it would be good for you to take a moment to get to know us Uncyclopedians, as well as make sure that no one takes your more controversial articles like the creepy Jonathan Huang and the recently VFD'd AIDS the wrong way. What do you say, pal? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:31, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, first of all, you may want to look at Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters and choose a good mentor. Not all of them are as active as they claim, but just skimming the list, I'd recommend MrN9000, RAHB, SysRq, or TheLedBalloon. (I'd do it myself, but there are some nasty hazing rituals that I'd rather not have anything to do with. Heh heh. Just kidding...?) The Village Dump is the built-in forum here, and if you're nerdy enough, there's also an IRC channel. But if you just want to see the latest things to be written, there's VFH and Template:Recent. But yeah, just go say hi on someone's talk page and they'll help you get started. On a minor note, try to reply to someone on the page where the conversation started. That way you don't get conversations spread out across multiple pages, which can be a pain to read when you forget what's going on. Cheers. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:05, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

To expound on what Syndrome (a fine chap) is saying, I'm more than happy to adopt you should you require my services. However, you would not hurt my feelings if you decided to decline in favor of one of the others; I actually wish I had been adopted by RAHB or Leddy or Pantsman myself. —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:55, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey buddy

Just giving a shoutout to what seems to be a promising young noob. I saw you applied for IC membership and I just okayed you, figured I might as well come introduce myself. I'm SysRq, current Admiral of the Fleet (FAD) of IC. Therefore it is my job to oversee anything and everything about IC. Please feel free to come to me with any questions, however I am quite lazy and you may be better off talking to Ger, my Lance Admiral (LAD). Feel free to add this to your userpage. Welcome to IC, young Lobsterback! —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:57, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:45, 23 May Dictated; not read.

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Jonathan Huang's image

This image? 189.81.8.152 03:16, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

This image is not a real image, it's because what I know about the real image. 189.81.8.152 03:18, March 12, 2011 (UTC)