User talk:Whatthehellamiactuallydoing

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Your very own parallel universe

HowTo:Create a parallel universe looks cool. I’ve put construction template onto it so others don’t mess with it. Proxima Centauri 17:32, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

User:Multiliteralist offered to help with the Parallel Universe. He put it onto my talk page. I suggested that he should contact you. Proxima Centauri 19:12, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Hi - so, yes, I'd like to help you with some original pictures. Just tell what you need and I'll see what I can come up with. The picture here was a quickie, I can make all sorts of effects, lighting, whatever. Basically only the time is a limiting factor - and of course, living beings are harder.

Here's a sample, I like to set stuff floating in space, the less relevant the better.

Thanks

Thank you Multiliteralist i like your pic, so you made that, i think its good and yet strangly random what is that thing to the right of the hole? i would appreciate any help with my article since my last two were deleted because i didn't put any work into them, i want to make sure no other article i make suffers the same fate because of my stupidity, i don't have any requests for pictures but anything you make i'm sure would go well what do you think could improve this article (i may not have enough in it) lastly sorry if my reply was late i forget to check up on things sometimes and i hope to do good things.

HowTo:Create a parallel universe

No worries, but your construction tag you put on the HowTo:Create a parallel universe article expired. We usually give those seven days. I moved it to your userspace at User:Whatthehellamiactuallydoing/HowTo:Create a parallel universe, where you can work on it all you like until you think it's good to go. If you're happy with it, go ahead and move it to mainspace again, with the "move" button at the top of the screen. Any other questions, just ask me on my talk page. Cheers! -RAHB 00:34, 7 October 2008 (UTC)