User talk:Spockezri
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Spockezri, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Signing your posts[edit source]
Hi, just a friendly reminder to please sign your posts properly with four tildes (~~~~) instead of just typing your name. Thanks! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:39 Mar 9
Vandalism[edit source]
I'm vandalizing your page. Or is it vandalising? I don't know, I guess either way you get what I'm aiming to accomplish. As you can see, I'm writing and writing and it's completely useless and space-consuming! Someone else could have written you a message in this very spot, but now they can't! Sorry for being so harsh, but that's what you get when you mess with BENSON. Benson 17:50, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
LOL okay:)
Your signature[edit source]
Please make sure that you have added "" tags to your signature. Its is entirely unacceptable that you are colouring large sections of pages orange. In future, when colouring text, I recommend fleshier tones. But seriously, go add those tags or I'll ban you. Cheerio, -- The Zombiebaron 00:32, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- I agree... I was wondering why this page was orange at the end. 00:13, 24 November 2008 (UTC)