User talk:Rock-O-Jello/Archive 2

Colonel Rocko, reporting for duty!

Quick Reminder

I noticed you archived your talk page, but there's no text on the archive! Might wanna get on that... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:51, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Oh dear! Thanks for the reminder! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:43, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 6 minutes for thinking Rarity is better than Fluttershy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking Rarity is better than Fluttershy. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 18:14, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

"Generic Comment Shaming You About Being Attracted To Cartoon Horses" -WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:29, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

Lol no shame here, if loving Fluttershy is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. MrX blow me 19:47, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

@MrX:, you and Kippy need to admit that this girl is a princess! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:35, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

She is, but Rarity is a tacky Meghan Markle type princess. Fluttershy is a Princess Di that never died. MrX blow me 21:38, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

LIES AND SLANDER! #Rarity4BestPony >:3 --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:40, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

B A N N E D

Princess Celestia wishes to say hi before banning you.

You will be unblocked at an arbitrary time, which is to be determined.

 Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Blocked again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 19 seconds for committing COVID-like conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing COVID-like conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:48, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Rock-O-Jello (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

It's not my fault ponies are cute --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:15, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Decline reason:

I absolutely cannot retroactively pardon your crimes against humanity. MrX blow me 23:22, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

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[1] --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:26, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Lol. MrX blow me 23:27, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Hellooooooo

How are you? I miss you over on WikiIndex. Take care always. <virtual hug>. Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 03:02, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

I'm doing fine, thank you! I've retired from WikiIndex. Take care! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:39, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Hi!

How’s it going? - 2601:192:8701:B4C0:0:0:0:D14A (talk) 18:55, 18 September 2021 (UTC)

I'm fine...who are you, though? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:11, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

If by gay you mean 'happy'...

:: WOW ::

I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.

...or perhaps wishful thinking? If RAHB is gay, then yep, you caught me with my hand in the cookie jar.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:38, 13 October 2021

I meant "happily gaytarded", of course. Also, we've already established RAHB is gay. :) --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:58, 18 October 2021 (UTC)

On Ponys

Your favorites all suck. Keldeo is the best and could wipe the floor with any puny pony made by Hasbro. Repent! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:13, 30 November 2021 (UTC)

Do it again and I will ANNIHILATE you. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:18, 1 December 2021 (UTC)

I have made good on my word. Pray I do not make my word more gooder. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:51, 2 December 2021 (UTC)

Spell "Blocked"

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 2 hours for heresy and other nuisance-causing. There are no good reasons for being unblocked, however you can write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being such a tomfool. 'Keldeo Forever!' WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:54, 2 December 2021 (UTC)

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Rock-O-Jello (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Rarity is fabulous. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:58, 6 December 2021 (UTC)

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It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

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Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:21, 13 December 2021

Blocked

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Rock-O-Jello (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Rarity is fabulous. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:41, 3 January 2022 (UTC)

Decline reason:

Hmmmmm.... nah I think that's a fair block tbh. Take a nap. -RAHB 23:51, 3 January 2022 (UTC)

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I've changed your block for you. Instead of six hours, it will now expire as soon as you hit yourself in the face as hard as you can 37 times. You're welcome. MrX blow me 00:31, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

Regarding your Userpage

It took you more than two whole weeks to realize something was wrong with your userpage. That's honestly impressive. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:10, 2 February 2022 (UTC)

SHUT UP, I'M BUSY! *smacks WohMi with giant breadstick* --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:48, 2 February 2022 (UTC)

Blocked for 400 years

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 400 years for spewing filthy slander against Fluttershy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop spewing filthy slander against Fluttershy. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 00:15, 9 March 2022 (UTC)

Ok fine but you owe me. MrX blow me 00:20, 9 March 2022 (UTC)

don't be a moronic poopyhead with your life, Mr; just admit the truth already. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:08, 9 March 2022 (UTC)

You both are crack-smoking fuckdingleberryheads until you admit that the best pony does not belong to the Hasbro Games company. Keldeo forever. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:24, 10 March 2022 (UTC)

I have to agree with WohMi here. Keldeo is better. 10:35, 10 March 2022 (UTC)

--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:10, 12 March 2022 (UTC)

No, you lie! Clearly, WohMi and BraGreMat are both correct and incorrect, the best pony does not belong to Hasbro, but rather, an author who actually cares about the continuity of their work! However, it is not Keldeo. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:06, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

Hey, what's with that edit on PF4Eva's user page?

It may or may not be uncool to edit an admin's user page with a bad joke (which will hopefully become deleted nonsense) about the Uncyclopedian they adopted. Especially when the adoptee themself sees it. And when you have quite the history of blocks and other bad behavior. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:07, 26 March 2022 (UTC)

That was pretty clearly a joke on PF4Eva’s user page (Rocko has made many funny joke changes to my user page too), and those blocks are joke blocks. MrX blow me 15:37, 26 March 2022 (UTC)

Joke blocks? Wha-what even are those? I don't expect people to joke about such a topic even on one of the weirdest wikis ever. Am I taking this place too seriously? (And I thought the last wiki I went to was not serious.) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:10, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

Per MrX, it was just a joke. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:31, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Inaccuracy

I am an idiot, here to say that your photo of me in the gallery is inaccurate. A more accurate version is on my user page. Please update? (And why'd you add me to your photo gallery so quickly?) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:26, 27 March 2022 (UTC)

Done. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:35, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Blocked for ponicide

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5 seconds for committing high treason via ponicide. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing high treason via ponicide. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 06:42, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Non --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:35, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

Why would you do this?

Why'd you vandalize my very own user page when on said page is a statement that you shouldn't edit it? Must I declare war on you, as well? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:45, 4 April 2022 (UTC)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:59, 4 April 2022 (UTC)

The Pony War continues... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:54, 19 April 2022 (UTC)

and de-escalates due to being not funny enough anymore... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:42, 26 April 2022 (UTC)

Bricked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of until a name is chosen for the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco for continuing the unfunny joke of the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop continuing the unfunny joke of the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco. Thaaanks! --ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:50, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

XD —Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 13:52, 5 May 2022 (UTC)