User talk:Make You Sin
Pre-Rendered Welcome![edit source]
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:32, Dec 12
Huffed?[edit source]
Er, quick tip: blanking articles isn't the way to delete them, it's a way to get yourself a ban if you're not careful. If you don't like Titty Sprinkles, and think it should be deleted, take it here and nominate it for deletion, and it'll get voted on. If deletion is decided on, an admin will then do it properly. Alternatively, you could pop a {{rewrite}} tag on it to see if anyone improves it, or even take a copy in your userspace and rewrite it yourself. But don't blank, it won't help the article (it'll just get reverted) and it won't help you. Friendly advice. Cheerio! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:58, May 22
PIE?