User talk:Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!

The lair of Lucyfer and Wlado! Enter it, if.... you DARE!!!!!!!

Wlado gets angered very easily... especially if someone tampers with his feces chair.

This is where you can post topics and talk to me. Don't worry, this cave is fine; for it's been renovated with new decorations, and band aids! Just try not to sit on Wlado's favorite feces chair; he get's angry if someone touches his feces chair.

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Reviews

Hey, mons. It's lovely that you've been getting quite a few reviews from our lovely reviewers, but these things do work better if requesters do some reviews of their own once in a while, you know? Balances things out a mite. Just a thought. 1234 ~ 22:46, 25 March 2011

I like your name(s)

So how do you edit, you take turns I assume? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:52, 12 June 2011

No, it's basically all me. My name is Tony DuVal, and that Lucyfer and Wlado are just made up names. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 00:28, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Pee review

It is great my friend that you are seeking a review of your article, I am the one who wrote the second one on the one you just nominated for a third pee review. Please return the favor by doing a Pee Review everytime you submit one, that would be appreciated by the community. These reviews require work from the reviewer. It's not like they just appear out of nowhere. Your article is good btw. Thank you my friend! Mattsnow 00:37, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

LOL! I mean reviewing another person's article when you submit one, not yours. Mattsnow 11:47, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the effort you did when reviewing my article but I doubt jokes about vaginas and mommies would be well received around here. Thanks for the effort and it is on VFH right now, if you want to give your inputs on the changes. I am glad you perceive me as a nice guy, as you said. I think I am one. Mattsnow 05:10, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Aye, if you could be more specific to the content of the article in question, it might help. If you want examples of what that means, consider looking at some other reviews. 1234 ~ 10:59, 27 June 2011

UN:PIC

Hey, when you are requesting a picture, please always use a header. It just messes things up if you don't. Thanks. -- 23:38, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Review

Somebody picked up your article on Pee review and made a useless one, just resubmit it and I'll do it. Mattsnow 05:34, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

I did the Pee Review, Lucyfer, here it is. You talked earlier about your autism, is that true? To me it's quite impressive you manage to write articles. How old are you chap? Mattsnow 18:17, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

Spend some time on your article, improve it and tell me afterward. I'll help you some more. I am 29 btw and I'll be on often in the following week since I broke my jaw in a cycling accident, I'm on work stop and I have a lot of time for now. I'll make sure to go on Wikipedia to learn about autism. Was the Pee Review helpful? Cheers! Mattsnow 18:47, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

You should talk to Lollipop for your sig, he's the one who made mine and he is a nice guy! I'll check your article soon, Lucyfer! Mattsnow 12:59, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

I corrected some typos on your article, I am sorry I don't have time to do much more since I have a ton of half-finished projects of my own, I feel you have improved it! Remember, the important thaing is to have fun while writing and that YOU laugh while reading your article. I am impressed a 16 year old knows all the subjects you mention in the article, it gives me a little more faith for the future. Peace! Mattsnow 13:58, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

The contest

The requirements for a team to officially enter the USE state that you must have at least 3 contestants on each team by August 1st, and Wlado doesen't count, so start asking people now, because I have to disqualify any teams that don't meet the requirements.... ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:03, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Because Shabidoo's team does not currently have enough participants, please (if you are not already set in your ways) join Shabi's team, as to allow them to qualify. Leaving your current team would still give them enough (members) to contend. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 20:43, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

As Mattsnow said, I can help you with your signature. Just reply on my talkpage, and i'll help you as soon as possible. Also, I heard you have autism. Don't know much about it, but I knew someone from high school with autism, he was a nice kid. Cheers. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:57, 22 July 2011

Images

Hello, I hate to have to come out and say this so bluntly, but if I don't have the time nor the will to do something, I don't have the time nor the will to do it. Or more simply put, I am not going to do those images your requested. Providing reasons why you cannot make them yourself will not change that.

That said, you sure do seem to want a lot of custom images, more than anyone else I have seen on this website. While, as I said, there is nothing wrong with requesting images, they are just that - requests - and others are under no obligation to fulfil those requests. The more requests you make, the less inclined people will be to want to create them, and the same goes for the weirder and the more difficult the images are to make. Choppers usually make the images that appeal to them first, simply because those appeal to us and because this is not our job, thus the choice in the matter.

Most people, on the other hand, make use of existing images - Aleister in Chains is a master at finding good images for his articles, but they don't even need to be good, just anything that can be made fit and funny with a worthy caption. I know you're not most people, but it would do you good to learn from Aleister and others and make use of your captions more - not only would it help the custom images you do get made, but also allow you more freedom to use whatever. 1234 ~ 08:17, 26 July 2011

Week 1

Hey guys, lets work here in terms of brainstorming and stuff for the tournament! --ShabiDOO 04:34, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Round2

Okay so we have just under seven days to get two awsome articles out. Ideas? Im going to start spitting stuff out in the mean time, Put ideas here :) --ShabiDOO 01:35, August 18, 2011 (UTC)