User talk:London Underground

FUCK YOU!

FUCKING USELESS CUNTS! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BRITCUNT-FUCKS!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:59, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

Who is this Dexter111344 who wants to fuck me? London Underground

I'm sorry. I should probably make it more clear that I don't want to smell your horrific BO and Burger King-ridden stench. Now fuck off. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:14, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

How can a template welcome me? Where do I go to find this Dexter 11134? Welcome! Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia! Hello London Underground, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registering an account. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:London Underground/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider browsing our rewrite and idea categories. There's also a page with requested articles, if you'd rather start from scratch. We have lots of articles and red links just sitting around waiting to be edited, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:08, 26 July 2010

Why haven't you

started on improvements at Oxford Circus, eh? Eh? Sir MacMania GUN—[13:20 26 Jul 2010]

Can you not be patient, Sir. And who knighted you? The Queen has only so many strokes left in her wand, and I would not think she would use many of those up on the dozens of Sirs I have found on this website. London Underground 00:25, July 27, 2010 (UTC)