User talk:Gary the Snail
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Gary the Snail, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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- Meow! —Gary the Snail 01:37, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Meow--Plankton! —Gary the Snail 01:40, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Okay, you're weirding us out. How do you relate to the users Snuffleupagus and Flatts the Flounder? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:44 Sep 04, 2007
- Never mind, you seem to have been banninated. IRC's at Uncyclopedia:Chat if you care, which I doubt. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:58 Sep 04, 2007
- By the way, Skullthumper means log on to the chatroom. -- Kip the Egg
Talk Works 07:14, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
- By the way, Skullthumper means log on to the chatroom. -- Kip the Egg
I eat snails[edit source]
Beware, Gary. I will cook you in butter. --Rick Davies Supertramp 09:39, 7 December 2007 (UTC)