User talk:DX
Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
Greetings, honored traveler DX, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:
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Again, welcome! -- 21:38, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Ye have a very strange editing pattern[edit source]
5 edits here and then disappear for almost 2 years. See you in 2014??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
00:12, 24 November 2013 (UTC)
Hi! I saw you copy-pasted Nintendo 3DS and PlayStation Portable from the Wikia site to this one. That'll probably lead to a misunderstanding because the history of the page will, falsely, attribute you as its creator. You should ask an admin before doing something like this. You can still inform one right now and he will do what's needed. The above don't count as admins. They are patients from the mental hospital which shares the Uncyclopedia domain with us. Don't worry, the are harmless. They just like to think they really are admins here. Do you want to pat their head and feed them carrots? It'll be fun! --Mimo&maxus 10:31, 24 November 2013 (UTC)