User talk:Bagoballs
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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my cat! 12:34, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
VFH[edit source]
We don't vote on articles that have already been featured. Try some of the other ones. Thanks!-- Sir Severian 
(Sprich mit mir!) 
14:01, 20 November 2006 (UTC)