User talk:142.4.108.27
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, 142.4.108.27, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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-- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 20:08, Jul. 1, 2013
Oh hell nah[edit source]
Take your commercial spam to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Seriously, we already hate you. If you don't stop, Zombiebaron will kill you, and ban you from #uncyclopedia, and then raep your dead body. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:11, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Disregard that. -- Kip the Egg
Talk Works 20:14, Jul. 1, 2013
- Disregard the last part, but not the first part. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:16, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Chill out dude. Stop picking on Kip. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:20, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Disregard the first part, but not the last part. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:23 1 July 2013
- I wasn't picking on Kip! He's my bfflololomfgbbqwtflolerskatesthxbai (friend) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:24, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Yah, right... -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:27, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Hey, Denza, I thought I was your bfflololomfgbbqwtflolerskatesthxbai (friend)!? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:30 1 July 2013
- You are too IFYMB! You are totally one of my bfflololomfgbbqwtflolerskatesthxbai (friends) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:31, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Hey, Denza, I thought I was your bfflololomfgbbqwtflolerskatesthxbai (friend)!? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:30 1 July 2013
- Yah, right... -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:27, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- I wasn't picking on Kip! He's my bfflololomfgbbqwtflolerskatesthxbai (friend) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:24, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Disregard the first part, but not the last part. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:23 1 July 2013
- Chill out dude. Stop picking on Kip. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:20, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- Disregard the last part, but not the first part. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:16, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
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