User talk:*GOD*

Do not mess with me. I can and will mess up your day.

OMG!

How are you God?! I'm a big fan ('cept for that time you killed my parents. I hated you for that.) Anywho, If you plan on sticking around, I'm Regret (although you probably already know that), nice to meet you! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:44, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... yes, using OMG when refering to me. Meh =). It is a pleasure to meet you, I suppose, even though I knew you from the day you were born. *GOD*

Really? Cool. Hey, GOD, can you do me a favor? :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Depends on the nature of the favor. *GOD* 02:55, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Well... I sorta need you to smite someone for me... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Ha ha ha, very funny. America the Easily Insulted Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (15:16 09-14-2008)

To be honest, I don't do much smiting, particually given that the person you mentioned is set to become a comedian. *GOD*

Really? Godamn- ... I mean! um... um... fuck. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:32, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Ah, don't worry about it. How about this, I will give him a nasty boil on his rear end this upcoming winter. I will also make sure his favorite show is on at the same moment(s) the boil is at its worst. How does that sound? =) *GOD*

Phan-tastic, Lord! So how's Uncyc been for you? All is well, I hope! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:16, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

My ass is nice and filled with masochism, God. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:51 09-17-2008)

Hey God

Hey, I was just wondering, how's Jesus's hockey team doing? You still coaching that? See, I was thinking I might try out when, you know, "my time comes." D'you think I have a shot? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:49, Sep 14

And LedBalloon, I am quite happy to say that there will be room for you on the hockey team. Is tomorrow too soon? *GOD*

Wait a minute... if you're god, who's User:GOD!? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:25, 14 Sep 2008

/Me eyes God suspiciously — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:27, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no other gods beside me. M'kay =)? *GOD*

Where art thou?

Lord, why hast thou forsaken me? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:39, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Why hast nobody welcomed you?

God, I shall welcome you.

Hello, *GOD*, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Free Nazi Bears, anyone?

You may think that we like you *ooh!*
Seriously.
I mean you seriously think we like you *Oh I see*
I mean, why would we like you?! *shocked*
Unless you gave us Lamp chops! *nods head in agreement*
But seriously.

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we... I guess.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT". It is the hideout for vandalism. You can vandalize, if you want. It's fun makes you get banned.

Anyway, here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Consider yourself welcomed. Even if you are not really liked. So, give me my lamp chops now! (Which means, START EDITING)

» Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 12:20, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes! Something else accomplished!