User:Jamesbuc

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usb This user likes to use userboxes. usb

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

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MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user is a mutant.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

usb This user likes to use userboxes. usb

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts. bu-3

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

usb This user likes to use userboxes. usb

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is cooler than you.

usb This user likes to use userboxes. usb

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

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This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. uk-4

enl-E This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school. enl-E

enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish. enr-1

fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers . fr-X

pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika-G

lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). lz-0

This user is a total UKer and can pronounce aluminium correctly. (British Uncyclopedians)

RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT

This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!

BS This userpage is bullshit. BS

usb This user likes to use userboxes. usb

Usb! No, really! Usb!

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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I am a newb

Hello. This will probably be updated soon with random shit. Basically im a dumb newb! (yippie! You only get to be a Newb once remember!)

My Shineys

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Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Jamesbuc for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo