User:Bilbobaggins
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BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN![edit | edit source]
 | I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
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The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear |
QUOTES[edit | edit source]
“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Bilbobaggins
“It seems unlikely.”
– Magic 8-Ball on Bilbobaggins
“The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; Bilbobaggins alone is quite capable of every wickedness.”
– Joseph Conrad on Bilbobaggins
did you know...
- ... that I'm secretly looking for Nazi Gold right now? (Pictured)
- ... that The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020 was caused by Uncyclopedians?
- ... God doesn't appreciate those who smoke?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue.
“I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.”
– Gorge W. Bush on Ford Meade, MD