User:4096.256.16.1/User talk:4096.256.16.1

User talk:4096.256.16.1

That is a cool username

How do you do it? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 10:38, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

How Do I Do What?? =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 10:40, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

How'd you create the username silly! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 11:52, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

I Registered with it... Same as you made yours.... It helps to have an idea in your mind before you charge headlong into stuff... =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 06:48, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

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What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows? These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like. So, 4096.256.16.1, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

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Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:15 23 June

Make that 4 in 9... I hope you didn't need that arm --218.215.9.85 15:18, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

You bastards aren't grues... I'll be sweet... I hope.... OH, I Shrunk that spam down a bit, someone already posted something similar... but I deleted it :P... I'll Keep yours though....

=Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 07:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

It's a lot more useful than spam, believe me. I would have a read of it, if you're new, don't just ignore it... You don't want the ban hammer to come crushing down on your head and/or neck, do you? - [15:37 24 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I know its not "spam", and someone else already whacked their welcome on there (yours is better), and I read all the links before I edited anything. Yes, remarkable isn't it? =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 06:01, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Very remarkable. :-) - [15:48 25 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

CMC

Welcome 4096.256.16.1 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Let the cows guide and lead you, Mr. IP-like-user. Enjoy the CMC. -

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[12:52 3 July]

I. Help. You. Help. You. Get. NotM.

Time for the basic run around of the site and assorted junk.

Easy stuff that wont take 5 minutes

• VFD - This is where you vote to delete junk. People like that. Just read over the guidelines there.
• VFH - This is where you vote to feature stuff. People like that because they have massive egos. Just read over the guidelines there.
• VFP - Like VFH for pictures.

Medium stuff that takes some time

• UN:PEE - Give feedback on an article that someone has written. A decent one takes a while.
• Fix up an article on VFD so it doesn't get deleted - People like that and it doesn't take that long.
• Write an article - You seem to already be doing that well.
• Talk to people/help people out - People like that.

Hard stuff that takes some time

• Writing a featured article - Look over the articles in UN:BEST because they really are the best on the site. Stuff from 06/07 is the best IMHO. That will give you some ideas hopefully.

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:32, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Now if you do enough stuff on VFD, VFH, VFP and UN:PEE you might get nommed for NotM. Good luck!

I think I could slot one more thing into "medium stuff", and I think it's one of the things that helped me win NotM...being friendly to people and genera forming, er, friendships. Like going and saying hello to users who are even newer than you, or getting involved in the Village Dump forum. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[09:26 4 July]

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Thanks Guys, it's much appreciated .... I'll get on it ASAP...

And get on my talkpage if you need any help :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:13, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Will Do, sir. =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 01:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Cool user name

Sorry, just had to say it. Made me turn my head for a minute in confusion. :P - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:56, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Why thankyou. You seem the type who is difficult to confuse! =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 03:13, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah!

Wanna help rewrite Canberra with me? It will be awesome! Like an Indiana Jones style journey or something, looking for the lost city of Canberra or something... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes Sir! Discussion Page has been Propagated for our mischievous purposes! Step one of many!
=Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 06:18, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

You lied to me.

You said you wouldn't come back. And yet you have. I don't mind seeing you over at Illogicpedia, but you've been banned here repeatedly. Why must you always do this? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:35, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah... he's not NXWave... it was a joke that went terribly, terribly wrong from what I gather. Just shows how much NXWave is not welcome. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:57, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

He isn't? /me takes back statement... Still love you HEX. Sowwy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:58, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Thats cool... No Hard feelings...

On the bright Side, there's a little bit o' me on the glorious BanHammer of TheLedBalloon...

May He wack many a vandal in the times ahead!-- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 05:11, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Legend has it that at the end of each week, he scrapes off the remnants of people's skin left on the hammer, and cooks it in a stew. -RAHB 09:18, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Sounds Tasty... Except for the bits of mangled vandalising IP's... the stew bit sounds nice though.... -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 09:40, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Quick Note...

Um, you've voted twice on UotM. Also have an ice-cream-pie. - [22:20 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh crap... I thought that first vote was from Last Month! Shitcakes! I'll vote RAHB this month, because you were MIA for a bit, And you'll probably get my vote for August... Dammit all! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 04:30, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I was not MIA I had to go on a holiday. Jeese, do people on Uncyc just sit around not going on holidays? Disgusting. Also...also! Fine...I'll just cry in the corner (and this better not be a circular room). *sniffle* - [07:19 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Its worse then that.. its post-modern It has an infinite number of corners!!!! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 09:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

*mutters to self irritably* Sir, you have done me an injury. *flings down his gauntlet* I therefore challenge you to a duel at sunrise, tomorrow. - [09:49 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Err... I'm um... busy tomorrow.... How about we call it a draw... I lost NotM (I signed up then went on Holidays for 15 days, and so I didn't do a lot of stuff), and completely understand your position... -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 10:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Knock Knock

Open up, I've come on Family business. It's The Don. How are your formatting skills? Cause I'm being fucking lazy right now and we need a Mafia userbox. Also we need to whore the Mafia a load. Also, fancy playing poker with the old Don? Your sincerely, The Don Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie.

Strange, I'm sure your sig said The Ass Muncher Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:46, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Bastard, you have gravely wronged the Family. You will pay in cocoas beans. Your sincerely, The Don Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

The kid is for free... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:53, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I can whip up userboxes fairly well... Coding and shit is a bit harder, But I'll try anything the Don Orders me to! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 10:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Good work, Russian. If you get started on a userbox, I'll deal with the DJ. Now, Mr. Irreverent, I give you two options. *pulls out Tommy gun* You either join the Family or the family joins you at your funeral. Your choice, my Australian "friend". Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

I'm in, couldn't we just rename the CMC the Bovini Family or something like that? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

{{mafioso}} First Draft operation sirs! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 11:06, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Argh...edit conflict! Let me respond to DJ, then I'll save and check that userbox out. DJ: ::::::NO!!!! The CMC is a holy group - it is the Family's religion. Our Family deeply respects our religion and we wish to keep business away from beliefs. Please, we need to go through the formalities, you need to sign here*. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

FU LOCKED DATABASE! Good work, Digits, I've made a few edits. Also I made this for whoring the Mafia to people. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

Seems damn inefficient to me. Look at Scientology, they keep the fraud and religion under one banner. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:32, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Stop questioning Family ways and sign the god damned contract. The Family is always right. - [11:37 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm afraid I mangled the userbox, a bit, to fit the tommy gun picture in... - [11:46 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Are you going to sign up-a, DJ, or am I going to have to make-a Digits, here, deal with-a you? *folds arms superiorly across his chest* - [13:04 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

*Legally binding contract - leaving the Family is not permitted. Always read the smallprint, contract may include other binding agreements.

Hex!

Something told me to drop you a line, so how's it going? All is well I hope! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:12, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Well, work is kinda sucky, and school is "givin' me evils", but all is well nonetheless. I've got a period of high intensity stuff happening in the next week or two, but I'll try to be on uncyc as much as I can. Leave me a message and I should get back to you within 24 hours.-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 00:41, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Ack! You have school too? Bummer. You know, I was thinking, could editing wikis such as this be applicable on resumes and applications and such? That would be nice :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:11, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

So

What was that with the NOCAJEK pic? ~ 12:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Responding in kind to some of Cajek's vandalism of my UserPage. It's a little sneakier then merely whacking some text straight in there.... Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 12:32, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Aha, well, since you actually vandalized a picture requested by me for the NOCAJEK article I wrote, I reverted it. ~ 12:41, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Alrighty then.... I'll wait for another opportunity. I apologise for any inconvenience caused by this incident, and trust it will not affect the business' relationship. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 01:39, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't aware we had one, but it's OK, no harm done. ~ 08:07, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Business Relationship consists of not being butt-raped by a banstick just because you're bored. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:25, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

2^{12}.2^{8}.2^{4}.2^{0}

Okay, so I just now figured out the relationship between the numbers in your username, but I don't understand why you're called "Hex". Wouldn't it be "Quad" or something? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:18, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, now.

You haven't been around for a while. Go ahead and change that for me. Thanks babe, you're beautiful. Chiao. -RAHB 14:45, December 11, 2009 (UTC)