Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Be Random

Article: HowTo:Be Random	Score: -2 enormous and/or complaining readers!
Nominated by:	AmericanBastard 04:12, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
For: 5	I made this article about 3 years ago and can assuredly say that about 90% of my original material has been replaced with a cacophony of randomness by god knows how many contributors. For! This flammable article rocks my racket!!! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 01 May 2010 ~ 04:22 (UTC) Coconut tutu wambat. Megaman126512 04:36, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Geese My only complaint is it's not random enough, still areas which need to be randomized. Robert Anton Wilson actually had/has a random generator on his website. He loved to explore how the brain works, and a good dose of random, if we really read it and don't ignore the article, creates connections in the brain and ups creativity. Doesn't mean to swim in it often, but the value of an article like this dwells in that UnLogic. Aleister in Chains 10:20 May Day MMX It mentions "A young Mexican named Michael." THATS ME!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 21:20, 1 May 2010 (UTC) Que?'. It's crap, but it's very funny and charming crap. Striker2117 17:21, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 7	A glorious pile of randomness ~ 04:56, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Needs to be a more uptight able-bodied spiderman gimp train. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 08:41, May 1 2010 UTC Against. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:14, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Against. Chiefjustice3DS 21:17, May 1, 2010 (UTC) Bleh. Nice images though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 1 May 2010 Against.Not in a randumbo of sundays. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 00:04, May 2, 2010 (UTC) Against**. Er... maybe you should take that emoticon out of the first line. Love, 03:54, May 3, 2010 (UTC)