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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
 
   
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==QVFD articles==
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'''Notes for posting''':
  
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[[:Arch]]
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*VFD rules still apply: [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy]]
  
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[[:File:Articles-plotted.png]] - unused image
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*Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  
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[[:File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg]] - unused image
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*Put the '''newest pages at the top''' of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  
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[[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care]] - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again
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*Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  
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[[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website)]] - same thing as the one below
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*Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  
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[[:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri]] - pee review for a deleted page
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*List redirects using [[Template:Redirect|<nowiki>{{redirect}}</nowiki>]], e.g. '''<nowiki>{{redirect|Stupid page}}</nowiki>'''.
  
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[[:Homme quebecois]] - expired ICU
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*If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''<code><nowiki>'''Old version(s) of this
 
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[[:Uncle Kage]] - pointless redirect
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image:'''</nowiki></code>''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  
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[[:AJTA/Z]] - broken redirect
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*Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
 
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[[:AJTA/A]] - broken redirect
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*To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
 
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[[:AJTA/B]] - broken redirect
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:e.g. ''<nowiki>[[:Category:Namehere]]</nowiki>'' or ''<nowiki>[[:Image:p0rn.png]]</nowiki>''
  
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[[:AJTA/D]] - broken redirect
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*If you are neither an [[UN:AA|administrator]] nor a designated [[UN:POOP|poopsmith]], do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
 
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[[:AJTA/G]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/U]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/H]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/I]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/L]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/N]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/T]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/W]] - broken redirect
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[[:AJTA/Y]] - broken redirect
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[[:WhyYouShouldEatPoop]] - broken redirect
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[[:Nojumper]] - recreated deleted page
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[[:Neymar]]
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[[:Dreamworks]]
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[[:Petros]]
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[[:Jazmyn goddess]] - long expired ICU
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<s>{{redirect|Template:User anti-Communist}}</s> used on quite a lot of pages -alula
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[[:Main Page/archive5]]
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[[User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test]]
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[[User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt]] - useless redirects now
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[[:UnScripts:Nigger]]
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[[:Joe biden airlines]]
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[[:Dumbellism]]
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[[:Nigga, Nigga, Nigga]]
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[[:Toilet games in the Middle Ages]]
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[[:Marwane TheSuperb]]
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<s>[[:Prismacorn]] - Is this the content of a previously deleted article?</s> Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag ''again''. -alula
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<s>[[:File talk:Seversk.svg]]</s> I very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula
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[[:User:Goggle_(website)]]
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[[:User:Ek/Goggle_(website)]] these two pages are useless now
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[[:*flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*]]
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<s>[[:Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!]] - nonsense</s> No, it’s fine -alula
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[[:Beekeepers]] - long expired fix tag
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[[:Blog Instagram HX 239087]]
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[[:King Columbine II]]
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[[User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom]] - useless redirect in userspace
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[[User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude]] - ditto
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[[:Sojourner truth]]
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[[:We live we love we lie]] - nonsense
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[[:Sonic the hechog]]
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[[:Big Black Cock]]
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[[:Corey young]]
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[[:File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg]]
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[[:File:Hjpefmafia.jpg]]
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[[:File:OH EGADS.png]]
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[[:File:Krusty Burgers.png]]
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[[:File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png]]
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[[:File:Stay good!.png]]
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[[:File:Horsefoam.jpg]]
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[[:File:Fancy.jpg]]
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[[:File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png]]
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[[:File:Florida man.png]]
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[[:File:Ur mom.png]]
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[[:File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg]]
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[[:File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg]]
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[[:File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg]]
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[[:File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg]]
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[[:File:Oh ok.jpg]]
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[[:File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png]]
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[[:File:Shadowblade.png]]
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[[:File:Gu.png]]
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[[:File:Mm.PNG]]
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[[:File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png]]
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[[:File:Unsub.png]]
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[[:IRAS 17288-3419]] - fuck you svex
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[[:IRAS 18062-2144]]
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[[UnGames:Voxx os32]] - no idea what this is
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[[:RGB]]
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<s>{{redirect|Category:TrumpistUsers}} - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringe</s> It's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula Eh - L10nM4st3r (2)
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[[:Julien guary]]
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[[:Lewis Black]]
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[[:Memmymomemma]]
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[[:PotatoLand]]
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[[:Robotahsh]]
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[[:En cy clo pe d ia]]
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[[:Template:mgu]] - unneeded, now merged with [[template:marvel]]
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[[:Hydrangea]]
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[[:Arka]]
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[[:Bryan]]
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[[:Monad]]
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[[:File:Lee-Byung-chull.png]]
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[[:Am gonna kill myself]]
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[[:V1025 Latvia]] - fuckin svex
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[[:454]]
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[[:F2]] - only marginally funny
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<s>[[:File:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg]] - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions.</s> Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat
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[[:S’kay]]
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[[:Vacuums]]
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{{redirect|File:United States.svg.png}} - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever
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[[:The good dinosaur]]
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[[:File:Indexwtf.png]]
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[[:File:Keskari.jpg]]
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[[:File:Suitsyou1.jpg]]
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[[:File:BeauBrummell.jpg]]
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[[:File:JamesBondSuits.jpg]]
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[[:File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg]]
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[[:File:AgentSmith1.jpg]]
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[[:File:Madmansuit1.jpg]]
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[[User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever]] - what was I thinking when I made this??
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[[:File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg]] - no
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[[:File:Straight masgirl.jpeg]] - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight
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[[:File:Circumcisor ded.png]] - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace
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[[:File:Miraheze gift.jpeg]] - just, no. Do I need to explain this?
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[[:File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg]] - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit.
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[[:File:Sanjay pee.jpeg]] - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser
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[[:File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg]] - oh hell no
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[[:File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg]] - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page
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[[:Biederbiedermeier]]
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[[:Undstrasse]]
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[[:File:Dreamsexual.jpg]]
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[[:Kronos]]
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[[:UnTunes:Super Idol]]
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[[:Top G]] - plagiarism
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[[:Peanut Farmer]]
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[[:Atusu Fulefi]]
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[[:Kowalski]] - The page was cleared by the author
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[[User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants]]
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[[:File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg]] - Author request
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[[Pizza god]] - absolutely stupid
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[[Insider trading]]
   
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=== DPL based list* ===
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'''Notes for Administrators''':
  
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[[Image:Burnination.gif|frame|right|The QVFD process]]
  
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*Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  
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*Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  
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*If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - '''(stubbed)''', '''(ICU)''', '''(Expand)''', etc.
  
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*When you are done, place <nowiki>{{QVFD checked}}</nowiki> at the top of the box.
  
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'''How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using [[Special:Specialpages|special pages]]):'''
  
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:{{*}}{{small|Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.}}
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*Check all the <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewPages?hidebots=1&hideliu=1 new pages by anonymous users]</span>. They <s>can't write worth crap</s> write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
  
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*Check [[Special:NewPages]]. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
  
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== August 26 ==
  
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[[:User:Liamfromnz]] - Spammer
  
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[[:Game:The Abyss 2: The Sequal!]] Blanked by sole author.
 
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[[:Death note]]
  
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[[:Michigan State University]]
  
   
 
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==
  
== Archived QuickVFD Discussions ==

Latest revision as of 16:29, 30 April 2024

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Deadsnigger.png

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
  • If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

Tntasplode.png

QVFD articles

Arch
File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image
File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page
Homme quebecois - expired ICU
Uncle Kage - pointless redirect
AJTA/Z - broken redirect
AJTA/A - broken redirect
AJTA/B - broken redirect
AJTA/D - broken redirect
AJTA/G - broken redirect
AJTA/U - broken redirect
AJTA/H - broken redirect
AJTA/I - broken redirect
AJTA/L - broken redirect
AJTA/N - broken redirect
AJTA/T - broken redirect
AJTA/W - broken redirect
AJTA/Y - broken redirect
WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect
Nojumper - recreated deleted page
Neymar
Dreamworks
Petros
Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICU
Template:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete) used on quite a lot of pages -alula
Main Page/archive5
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now
UnScripts:Nigger
Joe biden airlines
Dumbellism
Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
Toilet games in the Middle Ages
Marwane TheSuperb
Prismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article? Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alula
File talk:Seversk.svg I very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula
User:Goggle_(website)
User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now
*flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsense No, it’s fine -alula
Beekeepers - long expired fix tag
Blog Instagram HX 239087
King Columbine II
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace
User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto
Sojourner truth
We live we love we lie - nonsense
Sonic the hechog
Big Black Cock
Corey young
File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg
File:Hjpefmafia.jpg
File:OH EGADS.png
File:Krusty Burgers.png
File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png
File:Stay good!.png
File:Horsefoam.jpg
File:Fancy.jpg
File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png
File:Florida man.png
File:Ur mom.png
File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg
File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg
File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg
File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg
File:Oh ok.jpg
File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png
File:Shadowblade.png
File:Gu.png
File:Mm.PNG
File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png
File:Unsub.png
IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex
IRAS 18062-2144
UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is
RGB
Category:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringe It's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula  Eh - L10nM4st3r (2)
Julien guary
Lewis Black
Memmymomemma
PotatoLand
Robotahsh
En cy clo pe d ia
Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel
Hydrangea
Arka
Bryan
Monad
File:Lee-Byung-chull.png
Am gonna kill myself
V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex
454
F2 - only marginally funny
File:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions. Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat
S’kay
Vacuums
File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever
The good dinosaur
File:Indexwtf.png
File:Keskari.jpg
File:Suitsyou1.jpg
File:BeauBrummell.jpg
File:JamesBondSuits.jpg
File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg
File:AgentSmith1.jpg
File:Madmansuit1.jpg
User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this??
File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no
File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight
File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace
File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this?
File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit.
File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser
File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no
File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page
Biederbiedermeier
Undstrasse
File:Dreamsexual.jpg
Kronos
UnTunes:Super Idol
Top G - plagiarism
Peanut Farmer
Atusu Fulefi
Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author
User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants
File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request
Pizza god - absolutely stupid
Insider trading

DPL based list*

No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!

*Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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