Uncyclopedia:Featured UnNews Articles

Featured UnNews articles upto January 2013

UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated

UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'

UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album

UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress

UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled

• UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated
• UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary
• UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout
• UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
• UnNews:2008: Year in Review
• UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
• UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich
• UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes
• UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation
• UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target
• UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
• UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship
• UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed
• UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
• UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave
• UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon
• UnNews:Area 51 opened to public
• UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them
• UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"
• UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses
• UnNews:Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases
• UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
• UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
• UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain
• UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch
• UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces
• UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny
• UnNews:Cancer is racist
• UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer
• UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
• UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment
• UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable
• UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced
• UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin
• UnNews:Corrections
• UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece
• UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
• UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins
• UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
• UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
• UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama
• UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism
• UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic
• UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon
• UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates
• UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
• UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me
• UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
• UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
• UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church
• UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize
• UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock
• UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange
• UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends
• UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females
• UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall
• UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible
• UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
• UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!
• UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs
• UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen
• UnNews:I have taken hostages
• UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds
• UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now
• UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong
• UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?
• UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition
• UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!"
• UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears
• UnNews:Johnnys a big poopy
• UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11
• UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress
• UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich
• UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
• UnNews:Local author gives up on dream
• UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer
• UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual
• UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes
• UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode
• UnNews:Man forgets 9-11
• UnNews:Man wakes up
• UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time
• UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
• UnNews:Maria speaks to us
• UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy
• UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett
• UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper
• UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed
• UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
• UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice
• UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"
• UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17
• UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones
• UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released
• UnNews:Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
• UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth
• UnNews:Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
• UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday
• UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation
• UnNews:Numbers at all time low
• UnNews:Obama doodles random shit
• UnNews:Obama overturns Bush stem cell policy; plans clone of himself
• UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table
• UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren
• UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!"
• UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans
• UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
• UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel
• UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows
• UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
• UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans
• UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity
• UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?
• UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
• UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world
• UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified
• UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse
• UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
• UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter
• UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives
• UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert
• UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate
• UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday
• UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland
• UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis
• UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
• UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
• UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery
• UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron'
• UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop
• UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign
• UnNews:Some guy does some stuff
• UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes
• UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
• UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore
• UnNews:Sputnik is launch!
• UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer
• UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
• UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
• UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled
• UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits
• UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath
• UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond
• UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!"
• UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest
• UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero
• UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug
• UnNews:The God Interview
• UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie
• UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase
• UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You
• UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive
• UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar
• UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies
• UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
• UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime
• UnNews:Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting
• UnNews:Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success
• UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings
• UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked
• UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry
• UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'
• UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
• UnNews:US Stimulus not enough
• UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings
• UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets
• UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album
• UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident
• UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming
• UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress
• UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen
• UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming
• UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime
• UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It
• UnNews:Your family died
• UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy