UnBooks:Roman Polanski

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Introduction, by Woody Allen[edit]

Roman Polanski is Polish Novel in Polish. You are about to read a Polish novel about Poland's greatest film director, Roman Polanski. Roman Polanski made The Ninth Gate and he is a Holocaust survivor. Roman Polanski is the only person in the world who can honestly say that he lives inside a Marilyn Manson video, and no one will argue with him. Roman Polanski is wanted in America for being a sex offender. Roman Polanski made a movie called Venus in Fur which was about himself and his wife who also plays with herself in the movie and is the blonde chick from The Ninth Gate. Roman Polanski has tried to explain every possible aspect of his life through his films. The Pianist was about surviving the Holocaust. So let's just move on to the actual novel.

Chapter 1[edit]

Once upon a time there was a Holocaust in Poland. Many people were killed in Poland during the Holocaust, including my mom. I managed to escape the Holocaust when good Polish families hidden me and disguised me as a Catholic. Later I became Poland's greatest film director. If those kind Polish people wouldn't help me, I would be dead.

Chapter 2[edit]

Once upon a time there was a serial killer in America. Many people were killed in America by the serial killer, including my wife. I managed to survive the serial killer when the American hippies decided not to kill me. Later I became America's most wanted director. If those hippies would decide to kill me, I would be dead.

Chapter 3[edit]

Once upon a time there was a serial killer in Europe. Many people were killed in Europe by the serial killer, including my mom. I managed to survive the serial killer when the European Nazis decided not to kill me. Later I became Europe's most wanted director. If those Nazis would decide to kill me, I would be dead.

Chapter 4[edit]

Once upon a time there was a pogrom in Poland. Many people were killed in Poland by the hippies, including my mom. I managed to survive the pogrom when the Polish hippies decided not to kill me. Later I became Poland's most wanted director. If those hippies would decide to kill me, I would be dead.

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