Robert Bresson

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Robert Bresson (pronounced [ʁɔbɛʁ bʁɛˈsɔ̃] in French; 25 September 1901 – 18 December 1999) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.

Bresson was born at Bromont-Lamothe, Puy-de-Dôme, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.


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Robert Bresson (pronounced [Rober Bresso] in French; 25 September 1901 – 18 December 1999) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.

Bresson was born at Bromont-Lamot, PeeDôm, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.


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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Robert Bresson.

Robert Bresson (pronounced "Rober Bresso" in French; 25 September 1901 – 18 December 1999) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.

Bresson was born at Bromolamot, Peedom, the son of Marie-Elisabeth (née Clausels) and Leon Bresson. Little is known of his early life.


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The self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Robert Bresson.

Robert Bresson (French someone while saying it; 25 September 1901 – 18 December 1999) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.

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Wikipedia has an article about Robert Bresson.

Robert Bresson (French someone while saying it; lived for almost the entire 20th century) was a French film director known for his spiritual, ascetic style.

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