The following list of sysops tend to respond when asked to help. The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a sex change operation as we speak.
- Banzaikitten (Sysop, Banging his own dad)
- Bizzeebeever (Sysop, Poor)
- Cat the Colourful (Sysop, Finnish mastergay, has literal fins)
- DWIII (Sysop, Editing Since March 2005)
- FajitaTaylor (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Changed name so he could be up higher on this list)
- Kakun (Also communicates in Hebrew and Melmacian)
- Kip the Dip (Sysop, Lone Tsar of Texas)
- Leverage (Sysop, unsure of how to pronounce Sysop)
- Lost Labyrinth (Sysop, Has bare money fam)
- PF4Eva (The Good Cop™)
- Roza (smells)
- Zombiebaron (Sysop, Bureaucrat, Zombiebaron)
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