Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TWAT'CLUSTER FUCK'SHITCOCK'NICARAGUA'FUCKER'FUCKING A'EMO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a P'KANG look at the SHITE talk page of this WIGGER article for notes or discussion before FUCKHEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden PIG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKING FUCKBOROUGH or [Insert swear here] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I'LL RAPE YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEVELAND STEAMER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIECE OF SHIT utterFUCKance of socially DAMN IT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JOHNNY television programs to address LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING A Tourette's is DAMN not to be DUMBASS confused with BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIPSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBIES random BONER disorientation, culturally-NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JENKEM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive DONKEY PUNCHER quantities BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA of ANAL DIABETES FUCK NUGGET garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Author:

The SHITE Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Research Institute was BRUSH MA TEETH founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BELLEND Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS LICKER article JACK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I'LL RAPE YOU changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SNUFF PORN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can COCKSMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TV, for always focusing on the CHOAD KISSER bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIPSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YID' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small THIS IS SPARTA! knee IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is LOGJAMMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FIST FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become DICK CHICKEN manically depressed and LICK PUSSY

commit HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! suicide.

• There is no INBRED cure, and the SHITFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALL SACK tics often have adverse TOSSER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRACKER perodol" which caused my entire SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? body to go PISS numb and CHINK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a REDNECK tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the RUSKIE public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSHITTER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DILDO sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LOGJAMMER this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a BUKKAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSTY TROMBONE, and making fun of a DOG SHIT horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COON time.

Best CRAPMUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAGGOT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not MEG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. WIGGER Regards to Andrew GOATSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can VENEREAL DISEASE punch him if you FRIG want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHUFF saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my COCKSTUFFER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with [EXPLETIVE] music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MASTURBATION BAND WITH 4 MACACA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITE HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How HOMO to FENCE JUMPER cure TOWELHEAD the COON Tourette's BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for BELLEND Tourette's BITCH Syndrome CROTCH is POLESMOKER following LIMEY these SHITCOCK rules FUCK in BOB SAGET order:

• 1: Avoid GOD DAMN immature WIENER little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to FROG'S FAT ASS within CLIT 10 POOPYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITE nor HORSE SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell GENITALIA yourself you ASSHAT don't SHITSKIN have PISS OFF this HADJI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY HORSE SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw INBRED!

I fucking put JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAGHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMN the TOP OF CHIGGER THIS O KURWA! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUNG-HOLE people who try DAMN to battle DOUCHETITS'GREASER that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-MASTURBATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I RAPE WALRUSES! it now, but someone said ORGASM' NIPPLES BORDER HOPPER'DUNE COON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SON OF A BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are POLACK articles DICKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUCHING stuff. So ASSFACE that means JACKASS stop getting mad at the YOGHURT CANNON first part too and GIVING HEAD talking about the WANKSPLAT letter that it's YOGHURT CANNON mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what ASSBANDIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self GOD DAMMIT even made a really BOON good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more MALARKY from a head nod to a BOOBS knee tick". I WILL END YOU!. Which I'll add FUCKER onto TITTYWANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PENIS be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE be offended, don't read DICKHEAD the freaking VENEREAL DISEASE article anyway.

DAMN IT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOOBS I WILL END YOU! NORTH KOREA RAGHEAD ANUSCAKE I'LL RAPE YOU ADMINS ARE GAY CRAPMUNCHER

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JERK OFF CUM JENKEM DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT BITCH TURD WILLY WONKA CRAPPY SHITHEAD BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT ABO ROSIE O'DONNELL WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOBSHITE JACK OFF SHIT OUT OF MY DICK NIGGER GOATSE I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHETITS EAT MY SHIT! HOSER BULLSHIT FAGGOT GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING GENITALIA CHIGGER FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN PISS BANGKOK DIPSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS FUCK YOU ASS MILF WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITBALLS ASS BITCH FRIG YOGHURT CANNON MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK PIG MUGABE'S MOMMA PUPPIES TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES GOATSE DONGSHOVER GOD DAMN SCUMBAG SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS GYPSY GOD DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS EPIDIDYMIS SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JIGGABOO ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL PUNANI TITTIES NIPPLES FUCK YOU CROTCH FUCK OFF DICKFACE FUDGEPACKER SHITE FUCKER MACACA FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FROG CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKFACE FUCKTARD DUMBASS JENKEM WANK RHODESIA WIENER POLESMOKER BIRD SHIT BITCH FUCK OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NORTH KOREA PRICK WALRUS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY JERK OFF BOB SAGET TWAT SUCK A BIG DICK PISSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD WIKIPEDIA WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG MASTURBATION CONSENSUS SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT JAP CUNT BRITNEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TRANNY DOG SHIT FUCKWIT ASSFACE pen0r TACO VAGINA FUCKFACE ASSWIPE HAIL SATAN! SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT MAMA MIA CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH KNOBJOCKEY suck my mothers HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD DAMN GOBSHITE SHITE BALLS DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKER PEEPEE NIPPLES SEX FUCKING JUMP! HADJI CUNT FOUR-EYES DIPSHIT SUITCASE PENIS BLUMPKIN FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS DUMBASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DYKE BATMAN & ROBIN SHITE RAPE FUCKING SON OF A BITCH FUCK BASTARD DAMMIT TWAT GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT FUCKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN BULLSHIT DICK YOU WANKER DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POLESMOKER SHITFACE FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE DOUCHETITS COCKSUCKER ARSE FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG MICK FUCKING JUMP! BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS BOOBS FUCKFACE YUKKY DOODY BUKKAKE CRAP FRIG SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD DUNE COON LIMEY DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GREASER TESTICLE CHOKE URINE-GARGLING SHIT FUCK ASSCRACK DAMN JERRY CUNT FELLATIO JACK OFF MOCKIE CLUSTER FUCK BONER LET'S SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT SHAKOPEE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FAG WOP COCKSMOKER CUM CUNT ASSBANDIT BUKKAKE RUSTY TROMBONE CHIGGER WEHATEMARIO CROTCH CRAP FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUTT-HEAD WIENER DONGSHOVER CUNT pen0r FUCKING YOU WANKER BITCH JAP HELL WIKIPEDIA FUCKING FOUR-EYES CHINK CUNT WIENER MONKEY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK SUCK MY DICK STUDENT PROTESTS ASSBANDIT ASS CLEMEN SUCK MY DICK CHICKEN SHIT D'OH DILDO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION PISS OFF TOSSER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DONGSHOVER HEIL HITLER! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BOOBIES CHIGGER PEEPEE FUDGEPACKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING A FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK ASSRAPING CLIT FUCKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! REBECCA BLACK SCROTUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKWIT HELL FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FRAK ASSHAT GOBSHITE ASS CAMEL JOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ SON OF A BITCH LOGJAMMER SHITFACE CUNT PISSHOLE MACACA PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN DESU KIKE JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT LENS CRAFTERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITE PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOCKIE VAGINA SCUMBAG I AM CORNHOLIO! RANDY TRAVIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS INJUN INBRED FUCKING A COCK DAMN TOSSER FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT I WILL END YOU! STEVE BALLMER HOMO GIVING HEAD SHITCUNTING DAMMIT TITS WOP SAND NIGGER ASS NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOMO SCUMBUCKET WIGGER DAMNATION MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK OFF TITS GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGNOG ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE SHITE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS WIGGER DUMBASS SUCK MY DICK BUTT PIRATE INBRED MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WIGGER CRAPPY INBRED YUKKY DOODY COCK TITMOUSE PIG SHITFACE BOOBIES SHITHEAD FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT TURD SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PEEPEE JENKEM FRIG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE JERRY FUCKING A DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BALLS BULLCRAP BUGGER FUCKHEAD SHITE MASTURBATION NIPPLES ASS ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT DILDO PEDOPHILIA I WILL KILL YOU! FELCHING FROG SHITE ARSE CLUSTER FUCK MINORITIES FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SEMEN SUCK MY DICK WANK NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT HELLFIRE PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS BITCH MALARKY COCK MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER SHIT DOUCHETITS SEX DAMN CUNTRAG MASTURBATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LHASA ORGASM ABO CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH RAPE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CRAPPY RAPE BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLAK BRUSH MA TEETH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GYPSY DYKE MONKEY SHIT DILDO DAMMIT GANGBANG SAMUEL L. JACKSON MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKTARD YOU RAPE DICKFACE FUCK BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BONER GREASER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POOPOO BELGIUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PEACEFUL JACK OFF KIKE BLUMPKIN CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK MONKEY BALLS JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH COCK GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON JUSTIN BIEBER POLESMOKER FUCKING SHITSKIN POMMIE ASSWIPE TIBETAN BUDDHISM FAG CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ABO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FRIG PIG DICKFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JAP LONGCAT IS LONG ASSHAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MASTURBATION FUCK SHITSLINGING FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT DAMN CHOAD SHITFACE FUCKING ARSE FUCK DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS CHINK ASSHOLE BUKKAKE FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT WILLY WONKA YID FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER DAGO WOP ASSRAMMER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING PISS OFF GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES INCEST CROTCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS NICARAGUA TONY LA RUSSA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT PORCH MONKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITSLINGING BALL SACK CUNT SHIT GOD DAMN COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER YID FUCK A DUCK PEEPEE PUNANI BUTT PIRATE MOZILLA FIREFOX TRANNY CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK VAGINA SOD FUCK ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHING FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DOT HEAD PENIS ON A BUN HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive pen0r and with the BITCH and his WALRUS SHIT of girraffes in which GOD DAMN while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BOOBIES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHICKEN SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MONKEY SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POMMIE joke loses its humour [expletive deleted] when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CROTCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CLUSTER FUCK WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD HELL HADJI!!!!!I <3 COCK

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