Talk:Final Fantasy I

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Feel free to add more acronyms. The more the better. That statement angrifies Clorox.

The [obnoxiously long] spell list is almost complete! Just a few more... --Jabbo 00:47, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Some of the acronyms just weren't funny at all, so I deleted them. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 18:40, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Spells 'n' such[edit source]

Some of them are getting way too silly. DO NOT POST ANY MORE ACRONYMS OR I WILL DELETE THEM. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 03:29, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Probably the only thing you can do with the spells is to minorly edit an entry to make it a little funnier. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:30, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)
And for my money, you're not going to get better than the SLEP one. --DropDeadGorgias 21:20, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Never mind- New idea[edit source]

Submit your ideas for acronyms below. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

  • SAMP: This is a sample. confirmed

How about this one? It's based off of Dawn of Souls' Dispel (don't know if it has a companion in the original) --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 19:34, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

  • DSPL: Typo of DSL. Spams your opponent with misspelled IE windows. unconfirmed

Maybe... also, what it was in Final Fantasy NES was XFER. --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 15:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

Between this response and the one to the below spell, I'll take that as positive. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 05:32, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

No. --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 15:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

  • ASLP: Abbrev. for A Screaming LePer. Summons a rapidly decaying screaming person to freak your enemies the hell out.
Better? I took the A--- trend for defense spells and applied it to sleep. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 20:59, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Forget it all... those A---'s were actually in the game. This is getting out of hand, stop trying to make more. --Bleachie Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. talc 23:27, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Okay, but I was aware that those ones were actually in the game. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 19:40, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Idiot...[edit source]

Someone changed ARUB without telling me...

Consent admin bannage? --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:44, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

From Pee Review[edit source]

I didn't make it, but it's funny. Especially the "Spells" part. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 00:49, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

It looks fine, but maybe it could use some shortening :] --KATIE!! 01:18, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
Well, what should I shorten? --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:12, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

This is one of the funniest articles on the entire site[edit source]

I am dead fucking serious about this. --General Insineratehymn 04:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Say what you may, but Final Fantasy will never outshine Dragon Warrior as the RPG milestone! --Scofield 10:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Same thing here, I am absolutely obsessed with Final Fantasy I. Hell, I think I'm the North American champion of Final Fantasy I obsession, so I get most of the humor in here. As a matter of fact I'm writing an article on my personal love of FF1 if anyone is interested. This article should be placed on VFH, honest to God! I LOVE IT!!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 17:39, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
!!! Didn't know you play FF's too. I start liking you more and more Matt! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:46, 11 July, 2012 (UTC)