User:Jabbo

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A Jabbo is a type of squid/n00b hybrid that did not spawn until Athena first created squid in this world. She did this duing the time of the n00b r0xx0r by using the Greek Alphabet. These facts may not be true, however, and may be a creation of seers from Final Fantasy.

Jabbos are highly prized for their fur, which is known to be similar in strength and luster to Balsa wood. Unrestricted poaching (which can only exist if there are restrictions in place) and reckless hunting by sea serpents have made the Jabbos an endangered species. It is a little known fact that there are only 101 Jabbos left in the wild, a sharp contrast to the kabazillion that existed 3 years ago.