- 1931 - The U.S. adopts The Star-Spangled Banner as the national anthem, instead of Battle Hymn of the Republic, which is objectively a better anthem.
- 1938 - Oil is discovered in Saudi Arabia, camel herders use it as a garnish for their camel steaks.
- 1991 - An amateur video captures Rodney King rudely getting in the way of LAPD officer's jackbooted feet.
- 1992 - The practice of beating strangers to death with lead pipes (Pictured) first emerges in Post-Soviet Belarus.
- 2007 - A misplaced comma found in the 1st edition of Infinite Jest haunts David Foster Wallace for the rest of his days.
- 2017 - Nintendo releases the Nintendo Switch, a device used to preoccupy your little brothers while you wash the pots and pans.
- 2018 - The UN bans the practice of beating strangers to death with lead pipes, due to concerns about lead poisioning.