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... that the White House is really off-white?
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... that there is one imposter among us?
... that in Spanish, "chinga tu madre" means "have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?
... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?

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May 6: No Pants Day

1527 - Spanish and German troops sack Rome, ending the Renaissance and the Era of Poofy Pants in one stroke.
1536 - King Henry VIII orders English language Bibles be placed in every church, along with wooden crucifixes and stores of holy water, in efforts to stave off vampire invasions.
1866 - Oscar Wilde's short story A House of Pomegranates makes the first use of pie charts in known literature.
1882 - The United States Congress passes the Chinese Exclusion Act, followed shortly by the Colored Folk Rights Denial Bill.
1954 - Roger Bannister becomes the first human to run the mile in less than four minutes and also pass the subsequent tests for drug use and being a robot.
2001 - During a trip to Syria, Pope John Paul II becomes the first pope to run naked inside a mosque.
2007 - Queen Elizabeth stands in line with the great unwashed to place a bet on a bobtail nag running in the Kentuckistan Derby.

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