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The Hillyard & Brickman Corporation is a dynamic young company founded in 2002 with one central goal for the 20th century: Excellence through Synergy, and Capital through Innovation™. Leading the field in cutting edge market endeavors that enhance consumerism and inversely decrease domestic quality of life, mankind is already benefiting greatly from the ingenuity and completely ethical practices of the company that employees affectionately refer to as "The Company." Several prominent, prestigious and highly televised media outlets have even suggested that Hillyard & Brickman is in fact one of the world's most global leaders, internationally championing production of net happiness for all consumers great and small, and greatly streamlining the subsequent distribution of said product to all ports of call. In simple terms, Hillyard & Brickman is a company that works for you.

In 1989, CEO James McBowlstrum had a vision; a vision of ethical business practices, bolstered by a commitment to quality and an emphasis on bold, groundbreaking networks of communication. Founded in the quaint downtown area of scenic Maple Streams, Mr. McBowlstrum built the Hillyard & Brickman Corporation from the ground up, often with his bare hands. In 13 years' time, James McBowlstrum constructed the most solid structural basis for a company of compassion that the world has ever known. (Full article...)

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March 30: International Cleavage Day

13B BC - God creates the Milky Way after squeezing stellar matter out of her insanely big knockers.
1692 - Twelve women are burned at the stake for inciting men to sin with their exposed bra straps.
1867 - America buys Alaska from the Russians because of its stiff Mountain peaks and vast tracts of fertile land.
1945 - Woman wears clothing that shows cleavage. The husband beats her.
1950 - The first film in Indonesia gets released, known for having at least one uncensored boob scene.
1977 - Marvel Comics designs a bra with a nipple window, claims its a proud Kryptonian tradition.
2012 - Big butts are now in! But you still can't be more than 120 pounds. Hey, I don't make the rules.

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