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- 1337 - Penises discovered. Men immediately masturbate and urinate.
- 1338 - New craze sweeps the Europe of the dark ages: going to the toilet standing up.
- 1339 - Women invent Penis Envy.
- 1658 - Bestiality killed the cat.
- 1992 - Men realised that standing up to go to the toilet was ineffective when taking a dump. So called "urinals" created for urinating purposes only.
- 2010 - Teabagging becomes new US national sport.
- 2011 - Your Mom moves to America, but only for the sports
- 2054 - Penises are abolished.